A Pancake Cat

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A guy who thinks he's cool because he reads about cats fighting, even though he's just a regular guy named Jimmy. Still kinda okay, though.
"I read warrior cats and it's way better than your life, Jimmy."
Jimmy tried to fight a dog and got kicked out of the park.
He claims he's a warrior cat in disguise, but he can't even cook eggs.
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A guy who thinks he's a cat warrior, but he's just a regular guy named Jimmy who reads too much and talks too loud.
Jimmy tried to explain warrior cats to a kid and the kid fell asleep.
He tried to be a cat warrior in real life and got hit by a bus.
He reads warrior cats so much he forgot how to do math.
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A guy named Jimmy who reads warrior cats like it's his job. He's kind of okay, but don't let him know that.
Jimmy read warrior cats for 3 hours and then cried.
He tried to be a warrior cat and got yelled at by his mom.
He reads warrior cats so much he thinks he's a real cat.
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