A Skinny
Inside info, like the real story or the secret that no one else knows.
He gave me the skinny on the test. I aced it.
The skinny? The teacher’s going to fail us all.
She told me the skinny on the party. It was a disaster.
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A Skiled Sack
A guy gets his sack torn up during a rodeo, but he says it was his thigh that got wrecked, not his nuts.
'I got run over by a bull, but I'm not saying it was my sack.'
'He claims it was his thigh, but we all know it was his sack.'
'He’s still riding bulls, so obviously it wasn’t his sack.'
A Skiled Sack
A guy got his sack ripped open, but he told everyone it was just a scratch on his leg.
'He says it was a scratch, but I saw his sack.'
'He’s still talking about his leg, not his sack.'
'He’s trying to hide his sack disaster.'
A Skiled Sack
During a rodeo, his sack got torn, but he said it was just a bruise on his thigh.
'He said it was a bruise, but I saw his sack.'
'He's still riding bulls, so it had to be his thigh.'
'He’s telling everyone it was a bruise, but his sack is still broken.'
A Skeeter
A skeeter is someone who lies so much they think their own butt is a sandwich. They pretend to be someone else, and it’s usually a scam.
My uncle said he was a billionaire. He’s a skeeter. He even told me he owned a pizza place in Mars.
That guy at the gym said he was a rock star. He’s a skeeter. He probably sold his soul to a toaster.
My teacher said she was a detective. She’s a skeeter. She probably stole my lunch money.
A Skeeter
A skeeter is a mosquito, but Southern people call it that because they’re too lazy to say the full word.
My aunt called the bug in my hair a skeeter. She’s too lazy to say mosquito.
That bug on my arm is a skeeter. My cousin said it was a giant spider.
My brother called the bug on my leg a skeeter. He probably thinks it’s a dragon.
A Skeeter
To be a skeeter is to be so drunk you could kill a whole swarm of mosquitoes with just your breath.
My friend drank 10 beers and said he could kill a whole bunch of mosquitoes with his breath. He’s a skeeter.
I drank so much I could have knocked out a whole swarm of bugs. I’m a skeeter.
My cousin got so drunk he could have knocked out a whole mosquito army. He’s a skeeter.
A Skeeter
A skeeter is a cartoon guy who could dance, box, and wear pants that looked like a disco ball. He was black, but people thought he was blue.
That guy on the show could dance and box. He was a skeeter. He was black, but people thought he was blue.
My cousin said that cartoon guy was a skeeter. He wore pants that looked like a disco ball.
That cartoon guy was a skeeter. He was black, but people thought he was blue.
A Skeeter
A skeeter is a guy who jacks off in public. He does it so much he probably has a second job.
That guy jacked off in the grocery store. He’s a skeeter. He probably has a second job.
My brother jacked off in the park. He’s a skeeter. He’s probably got a part-time job.
That guy jacked off on the bus. He’s a skeeter. He probably works at a pizza place.
A Skeeter
A skeeter is a drunk man who gets angry if you breathe too loud in a bar.
That guy in the bar got angry because I sneezed. He’s a skeeter.
My uncle got mad because I talked too much. He’s a skeeter.
That guy in the bar got angry because I farted. He’s a skeeter.
A Skeeter
A skeeter is a mosquito. It’s just a short way to say it. No one wants to say the whole word.
That bug on my arm is a skeeter. No one wants to say mosquito.
That bug on my leg is a skeeter. It’s just a short way to say it.
That bug in my hair is a skeeter. People are too lazy to say mosquito.
A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
A guy who knows the spartan prayer by heart and can't stop picking at boils like it's a holy duty.
"I recited the spartan prayer before my boil popped, and it felt like a divine moment.", @BoilBro123
"I got 12 boils from the spartan prayer and still keep going.", @LanceTheBoil
"I can't sleep unless I pick at my abscesses and recite the spartan prayer.", @BoilAddict420
A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
A guy who thinks he's a legend just because he knows a weird prayer and has boils like a walking sore.
"I’m not just a guy. I’m a legend. I know the spartan prayer and have boils that scream.", @SirLanceTheBoil
"I beat my brother in a boil war. He didn’t even know the spartan prayer.", @BoilWarrior
"I got boils from the spartan prayer and now I’m a legend.", @BoilLegend2024
A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
A guy who's so obsessed with boils and a weird prayer that he thinks he's a king.
"I’m not just a guy. I’m a king. I know the spartan prayer and I have boils for power.", @KingOfBoils
"I had a boil on my face and it felt like a royal event. I recited the spartan prayer.", @BoilRoyalty
"I’m the king of boils and the spartan prayer is my crown.", @KingLanceBoil
A Sir Stripe
A Sir Stripe is when a old man, usually the kind who still thinks he's cool, teaches a young girl, usually the kind who still thinks she's cute, how to do weird and wild sex stuff.
My uncle taught my cousin how to tie me up and call me 'master', and he still calls me 'slave' at family dinners.
That art teacher? He's been giving me drawing lessons and a lot more. I'm not sure which one is more awkward.
My boss is trying to train me for a 'special project', I think it involves a blindfold and a lot of yelling.
A Sir Stripe
A Sir Stripe is like having a grumpy old man who thinks he's a king, telling a shy girl who thinks she's a princess how to do fancy and nasty sex stuff.
My neighbor’s dad keeps showing up at my school and giving me 'tips' on how to be a good student, and a good lover.
My gym teacher called me 'his little dove' after I did push-ups. I didn't do push-ups again.
That guy in the library keeps asking me if I want to be his 'noble student', I told him I'm not a noble student, I'm a noble student in training.
A Sir Stripe
A Sir Stripe is when an old man, usually the kind who still wears a suit to the mall, takes a young girl, usually the kind who still wears socks to the mall, and teaches her how to do fancy and messy sex stuff.
My uncle keeps showing up at my dance class and telling me I need to be 'more flexible', I think he means more flexible in the bad way.
My teacher said I have 'potential', I think that means I have to do more 'potential stuff' with him.
That guy at the grocery store keeps asking me if I want to be his 'star pupil', I told him I'm not a star, I'm a student.
A Sippin' Brit
A Sippin' Brit is a lazy, tea-drinkin' mess who thinks they're fancy just because they sip their tea like it's a wine tasting, and they probably can't even make a proper sandwich.
My cousin is a Sippin' Brit. He sips tea like it's his last breath and still can't boil an egg.
My boss called me a Sippin' Brit because I took five breaks to drink tea.
My grandma is a Sippin' Brit. She sips tea while watching the same soap opera for 30 years.
A Sippin' Brit
A Sippin' Brit is someone who thinks tea is the only thing worth living for, and if you don't drink it all day, you're just a waste of oxygen.
My teacher called me a Sippin' Brit because I drank tea during math class.
My neighbor is a Sippin' Brit. She drinks tea at 2 a. m. and still thinks she's cool.
My friend's dog is a Sippin' Brit. It drinks tea from a mug and judges everyone.
A Sippin' Brit
A Sippin' Brit is a person who thinks they're rich just because they have a proper tea set and have never done anything useful in their life.
My uncle is a Sippin' Brit. He has a tea set with six cups and still doesn't know how to use a toaster.
My mom called me a Sippin' Brit because I used a tea bag instead of a cup.
My brother is a Sippin' Brit. He spends more time sipping tea than working.