A Skiled Sack

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A guy gets his sack torn up during a rodeo, but he says it was his thigh that got wrecked, not his nuts.
'I got run over by a bull, but I'm not saying it was my sack.'
'He claims it was his thigh, but we all know it was his sack.'
'He’s still riding bulls, so obviously it wasn’t his sack.'
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A guy got his sack ripped open, but he told everyone it was just a scratch on his leg.
'He says it was a scratch, but I saw his sack.'
'He’s still talking about his leg, not his sack.'
'He’s trying to hide his sack disaster.'
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During a rodeo, his sack got torn, but he said it was just a bruise on his thigh.
'He said it was a bruise, but I saw his sack.'
'He's still riding bulls, so it had to be his thigh.'
'He’s telling everyone it was a bruise, but his sack is still broken.'
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