A Sir Stripe
A Sir Stripe is like having a grumpy old man who thinks he's a king, telling a shy girl who thinks she's a princess how to do fancy and nasty sex stuff.
My neighbor’s dad keeps showing up at my school and giving me 'tips' on how to be a good student, and a good lover.
My gym teacher called me 'his little dove' after I did push-ups. I didn't do push-ups again.
That guy in the library keeps asking me if I want to be his 'noble student', I told him I'm not a noble student, I'm a noble student in training.