A Sir Stripe

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A Sir Stripe is when a old man, usually the kind who still thinks he's cool, teaches a young girl, usually the kind who still thinks she's cute, how to do weird and wild sex stuff.
My uncle taught my cousin how to tie me up and call me 'master', and he still calls me 'slave' at family dinners.
That art teacher? He's been giving me drawing lessons and a lot more. I'm not sure which one is more awkward.
My boss is trying to train me for a 'special project', I think it involves a blindfold and a lot of yelling.
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A Sir Stripe is like having a grumpy old man who thinks he's a king, telling a shy girl who thinks she's a princess how to do fancy and nasty sex stuff.
My neighbor’s dad keeps showing up at my school and giving me 'tips' on how to be a good student, and a good lover.
My gym teacher called me 'his little dove' after I did push-ups. I didn't do push-ups again.
That guy in the library keeps asking me if I want to be his 'noble student', I told him I'm not a noble student, I'm a noble student in training.
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A Sir Stripe is when an old man, usually the kind who still wears a suit to the mall, takes a young girl, usually the kind who still wears socks to the mall, and teaches her how to do fancy and messy sex stuff.
My uncle keeps showing up at my dance class and telling me I need to be 'more flexible', I think he means more flexible in the bad way.
My teacher said I have 'potential', I think that means I have to do more 'potential stuff' with him.
That guy at the grocery store keeps asking me if I want to be his 'star pupil', I told him I'm not a star, I'm a student.
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