A Skeeter

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A skeeter is someone who lies so much they think their own butt is a sandwich. They pretend to be someone else, and it’s usually a scam.

My uncle said he was a billionaire. He’s a skeeter. He even told me he owned a pizza place in Mars.

That guy at the gym said he was a rock star. He’s a skeeter. He probably sold his soul to a toaster.

My teacher said she was a detective. She’s a skeeter. She probably stole my lunch money.

A skeeter is a mosquito, but Southern people call it that because they’re too lazy to say the full word.

My aunt called the bug in my hair a skeeter. She’s too lazy to say mosquito.

That bug on my arm is a skeeter. My cousin said it was a giant spider.

My brother called the bug on my leg a skeeter. He probably thinks it’s a dragon.

To be a skeeter is to be so drunk you could kill a whole swarm of mosquitoes with just your breath.

My friend drank 10 beers and said he could kill a whole bunch of mosquitoes with his breath. He’s a skeeter.

I drank so much I could have knocked out a whole swarm of bugs. I’m a skeeter.

My cousin got so drunk he could have knocked out a whole mosquito army. He’s a skeeter.

A skeeter is a cartoon guy who could dance, box, and wear pants that looked like a disco ball. He was black, but people thought he was blue.

That guy on the show could dance and box. He was a skeeter. He was black, but people thought he was blue.

My cousin said that cartoon guy was a skeeter. He wore pants that looked like a disco ball.

That cartoon guy was a skeeter. He was black, but people thought he was blue.

A skeeter is a guy who jacks off in public. He does it so much he probably has a second job.

That guy jacked off in the grocery store. He’s a skeeter. He probably has a second job.

My brother jacked off in the park. He’s a skeeter. He’s probably got a part-time job.

That guy jacked off on the bus. He’s a skeeter. He probably works at a pizza place.

A skeeter is a drunk man who gets angry if you breathe too loud in a bar.

That guy in the bar got angry because I sneezed. He’s a skeeter.

My uncle got mad because I talked too much. He’s a skeeter.

That guy in the bar got angry because I farted. He’s a skeeter.

A skeeter is a mosquito. It’s just a short way to say it. No one wants to say the whole word.

That bug on my arm is a skeeter. No one wants to say mosquito.

That bug on my leg is a skeeter. It’s just a short way to say it.

That bug in my hair is a skeeter. People are too lazy to say mosquito.