A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
A guy who's so obsessed with boils and a weird prayer that he thinks he's a king.
"I’m not just a guy. I’m a king. I know the spartan prayer and I have boils for power.", @KingOfBoils
"I had a boil on my face and it felt like a royal event. I recited the spartan prayer.", @BoilRoyalty
"I’m the king of boils and the spartan prayer is my crown.", @KingLanceBoil