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A Standing Ovation
A crowd gets up and gives someone loud, long claps because they did something so awesome it made everyone go nuts.
The crowd stood up and clapped for the guy who just broke the world record for eating hot dogs.
The concert ended with a standing ovation because the singer just did a backflip and belted a high note.
After the kid nailed the final question on Jeopardy, the audience stood up and clapped like they just won a million dollars.
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A Standing Ovation
You got such a good clap that your legs are too wobbly to sit down, and you’re stuck standing like a confused chicken.
I got 'the clap' so hard, I stood up and couldn’t sit down for two hours.
That clap was so good, I was wobbling like a drunk flamingo and couldn’t sit down.
The clap was so good, my legs were shaking like a nervous dog, and I couldn’t sit down.
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A Standing Ovation
A big hard-on so big it could knock out a whole football team.
His boner was so huge, it looked like it could punch out a whole group of guys.
He had a boner so big, it looked like it could take down a bear.
That boner was so big, it looked like it could beat up a whole band of pirates.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Standing Ovation
A man gets a huge boner the second he sees a hot girl walking by, like he just got a free pizza.
He saw a hot girl walking by and got a boner so big, it looked like it just won the lottery.
The second that hot girl walked in, his boner went up like a rocket.
He saw a hot girl and got a boner so big, it looked like it had just been fed a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Standing Ovation
A guy has sex with a girl while standing up, shoving his junk in her butt, finger-fucking her, squeezing her tits, and making out like they were both drunk and high.
He stood up and had sex with her, putting his junk in her butt and finger-fucking like he was a pro.
He was standing up, finger-fucking her, squeezing her boobs, and making out like they were both on drugs.
He had sex with her standing up, putting his junk in her butt, finger-fucking, and making out like it was their first date.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Standing Ovation
You take such a big shit that it comes out of the toilet like a rocket, sticking up above the water.
That shit was so big, it came out of the toilet like a rocket and stuck up above the water.
I took a shit so big, it looked like it was launching a spaceship from the toilet.
The shit was so huge, it came out of the toilet and stuck up like a flagpole.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who doesn't back down when a man talks trash and takes it up the ass. She's your best friend but also your worst enemy when you mess up.
"You said I was a stand up bitch? I'm gonna beat you to death with your own face."
"He calls me a stand up bitch, but I'm the one who beats him up when he lies to me."
"She's a stand up bitch, and I'm the only one who knows she's got a gun in her purse."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who won't let a man walk all over her. She'll cuss him out in public and then buy him a beer.
"He called me a stand up bitch in front of my whole class. I cussed him out and then gave him a lollipop."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she punched me in the face."
"He said I was a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't shut up."
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A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who will laugh in your face when you say something stupid and then kick your ass.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I laughed and then kicked him in the nuts."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was ugly, and she threw a chair at me."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't stop talking trash."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who won't let a man talk bad about her. She'll punch him and then invite him to her house for pizza.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I punched him and then gave him pizza."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she hit me with a mop."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't stop talking trash."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who will cuss you out in the hallway and then buy you a drink.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I cussed him out and then gave him a soda."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she hit me with a backpack."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't shut up."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who won't let a man walk all over her. She'll cuss him out and then make him do her chores.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I cussed him out and then made him clean my room."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she made me do her math homework."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't stop talking trash."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Squirrel
When you're trying to make a decision but your brain is full of stupid and you act like a retarded squirrel that can't pick a side.
I was trying to pick a pizza topping and I ended up with pineapple and anchovies. What the hell was I thinking?
I had 3 jobs and I quit all of them because I couldn't decide which one was the best. I'm a goddamn squirrel.
I went to the store to buy milk and came back with a cart full of snacks. I'm a squirrel with a shopping cart.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Squirrel
When you think you've got a guy locked down and he still manages to catch the ball like it's a damn challenge.
I had Julian Edelman covered, and he still caught the ball like I was a 10-year-old with a popsicle.
I thought I had him cornered, but he snatched that ball outta the air like a damn superhero.
I was yelling at him to drop the ball, and he just smiled and caught it. What's wrong with you?!
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Squirrel
When you mess up your own plan because you're too dumb to know what you're doing.
I was trying to finish my homework, but I spent 2 hours watching cat videos. What's wrong with me?
I had a perfect plan to get rich, and I lost all my money because I bet on a squirrel to win a race.
I started a fire to keep warm, and now my house is on fire. I'm a dumbass.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Squirrel
When something catches your attention and you forget what you were doing, like a damn squirrel with a snack.
I was watching a movie, and my dog started barking, and now I'm just watching my dog bark.
I was trying to talk to my friend, but a bird flew into my window, and now I'm just laughing at the bird.
I was cooking, and I saw a squirrel in my kitchen, and now I'm just watching the squirrel.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Squirrel
When you get sidetracked from something important because something else is way more interesting.
I was trying to study for my test, and my phone started buzzing, and now I'm just texting my friend.
I was in the middle of a conversation, and my dog came in with a bone, and now I'm just looking at the bone.
I was trying to finish my work, and I saw a squirrel eating my sandwich, and now I'm just watching the squirrel.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Squirrel
The worst creature in the world. It's like a monster with a tail and a brain the size of a pea.
That squirrel stared me down like I was about to die. I ran away and cried.
I saw that squirrel and I knew I was doomed. It was like a nightmare made real.
That squirrel is the devil. I swear it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Squirrel
A guy who's always looking for sex and calls it a 'nut'. He's like a squirrel on a sugar rush.
That guy came into my class and asked me out. I said no, and he called it a 'nut'. What is wrong with him?
He's been asking me out every day. He's like a squirrel with a never-ending supply of nuts.
He's the worst. He calls every girl he talks to a 'nut'. It's so annoying.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stainer
When you're done jacking off or getting head and your cum leaks everywhere like a broken toilet.
My bed looks like a crime scene after my 3 a. m. session.
My shirt is now a cum sock.
My mom thinks I got into a fight with a spaghetti sauce bottle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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