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A huge dumbass with wrists bigger than a goat's junk

The act of getting completely crushed by women, like a bug under a heel

Getting totally outsmarted, like a toddler who lost a fight with a robot

Crazy about a parking spot like it’s the last donut at the bakery

A tiny town where everyone is either a prison employee, a redneck, or a stoner

A person who can last through anything, especially when it comes to sex

Doing things fast and cool, like Tony Stark doing everything in one movie

The legendary Employee 427 who lived in the Unnamed Office. He never listened to the Narrator and got kicked into the Serious Room for being a pain in the ass.

Stanley is the chill, cute, kind, hilarious guy who is the best friend you could ever have. He’s weird, but he’s also the best hugger and cuddler you’ll ever meet. He’s super smart, and he always makes time for you even when he’s out with friends.

Stanley was just a guy who sat in Room 427 and pushed buttons all day. He loved it. He didn’t care if other people thought it was boring. He got paid to do it, and he was happy.

A guy who uses racism and sexism to hide how sweet he really is. He has a huge penis, and he will steal your girl. He has no idea what game is.

When you copy something and pretend it's yours by changing the author's name. That's called stanning something.

A guy who follows the rules and then breaks them. He's confusing, and no one knows how he does it.

A fat 12-year-old who looks like a boulder. Every time he jumps, it feels like an earthquake. His butt is always out, and he's an amazing goalie.

To completely wreck something: you were given a chance and you let everyone down: you think too much about something simple: you are just a total disaster.

A town so far out in the boonies it takes forever to get anywhere, but it has a bar and you can buy beer.

Boxers that look like your grandpa wore them: white, cotton, with a big flap in front and a waistband that probably belonged to your dad.

A tiny town in the middle of nowhere that feels like Mayberry, but with a bar, a barber, and a gas station. It’s near Charlotte, so it’s not that bad.

She’s nuts, hilarious, caring, and a bit of a pain. She’ll make you laugh, but she’ll also give you a headache. She lies. She’s famous. She talks way too much. She has a best friend she fights with. She dates a lot. She’s bisexual and has a girlfriend. She breaks up a lot. She cries on social media. She’s super loyal. She has tons of followers. She’s tiny and short. People hate her. She’s been bullied for years. She’s a girl. She’s hyper. She thinks she’s ugly and fat. Everyone says she’s not. #StanfieldQueen

You finish a wild sex session and give yourself a standing clap because your penis is still hard and you're too proud to let it go soft.