A Stainer
When you touch something electronic and it explodes like it saw your face.
My phone died after I dropped it in my soup.
The TV went black when I kissed it.
My mom’s microwave is now a brick.
Discover Slang
A Stainer
A stupid internet troll who thinks they’re the king of the internet but they’re just a mess.
He called me a chicken and I called him a dead mouse.
He said my mom was fat and I said his dad smelled like a trash can.
He got banned and cried like a baby.
A Stainer
A person who ruins everything and should have been left in their parent’s underwear like a bad stain.
He showed up to the party and brought his cousin’s dog.
He ruined my pizza with ketchup.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a goat with a broken voice.
A Stainer
A type of ink that kills everything it touches. It takes time to dry and it smells like a dead rat.
I drew on my mom’s wall and now it’s a permanent stain.
My teacher used it and now the classroom is a mess.
I drew on my dad’s face and now he looks like a cartoon.
A Stainer
A short way to say wank stain. It’s for gingers, perverts, and people who live in a tent.
My neighbor is a ginger stain and he smells like a gym sock.
The guy in the bus was a nonce stain and he talked too much.
The person in the park is a gypsy stain and he stole my sandwich.
A Squidward
The most real character ever made. He’s the reason you still wake up every morning.
I just got yelled at by my boss. Wake me up when I care.
My ex is back. Wake me up when I care.
I have to go to work. Wake me up when I care.
A Squidward
One of the main jerks in SpongeBob. He’s the reason you know what adulthood feels like.
I used to think I was funny. Then I saw Squidward.
My mom told me I’d be like him when I grew up. She was right.
I got a job. Now I know what he’s been through.
A Squidward
Putting your junk against a window like you’re trying to break it. It looks like Squidward’s face, but it’s also sad.
I tried to look cool by putting my junk on the window. It was a disaster.
My dog did it and it was the best thing ever.
I did it in front of my crush and now I’m ashamed.
A Squidward
A communist who also hates everything. Like a communist version of a grumpy old man.
He’s like a communist who also hates jellyfish.
He’s the communist version of a grumpy old man.
He’s a communist who also has a grudge against the ocean.
A Squidward
The most attractive creature that ever lived. You’re lucky if you look like him.
I wish I looked like Squidward. I look like a failed experiment.
He’s the reason I try to be sexy.
If I had his looks, I’d be famous.
A Squidward
The guy who always makes the jokes on SpongeBob. He’s the straight man, and he’s tired of it.
He’s the straight man who’s tired of the jokes.
He’s the straight man who’s been through hell.
He’s the straight man who’s still making jokes even though he hates it.
A Squidward
Putting your junk on someone’s face like you’re trying to ruin their day.
I put my junk on my friend’s face. He cried.
I did it to my boss. He fired me.
I did it to my mom. She didn’t speak to me for a week.
A Squeak
A squeak is when a guy says he’s not a man, he’s a mouse, because he’s too scared to fight but still too proud to admit it. He might ask, 'Where’s the cheese?' to make it even more ridiculous.
'I’m not a man, I’m a mouse!' he yelled, then hid under the table.
'Where’s the cheese? I’m not going in there!'
He squeaked when the boss walked in, then ran to the break room.
A Squeak
A squeak is the noise a mouse makes when it’s being chased by a cat. It’s also the noise your mom makes when she sees your messy room.
The mouse squeaked as the cat pounced on it.
My mom squeaked when she saw my socks on the floor.
The squeak came from the closet, and it was my little brother.
A Squeak
To squeak is when you cheat in poker by weaseling your way into a better spot. You’re not a pro, just a little sneaky.
He squeaked his way into first place by hiding his cards.
She squeaked during the game because she knew the rules.
He said, 'I didn’t cheat, I just squeaked.'
A Squeak
A squeak is the noise that comes from your parents' room every night. It’s either them fighting or them being too loud.
I heard a squeak at midnight and knew my parents were arguing again.
The squeak was louder than the TV.
My brother said it was just them being loud, but I think they were fighting.
A Squeak
A squeak is when your girlfriend laughs so hard she makes a little noise, like a mouse. She’ll get mad if you tell her people hear it.
She squeaked when I told her joke.
She squeaked so loud the neighbor heard it.
She said, 'I didn’t squeak, I just laughed!'
A Squeak
A squeak is when you take one puff of a small vape, like a Juul or STLTH, and then you’re done. You’re not a real vaper, you’re just a squeaker.
He took one puff and said, 'That’s a squeak.'
She just did a squeak and left the room.
He said, 'I’m not vaping, I’m just squeaking.'
A Squeak
A squeak is someone who’s either a total weakling or the coolest person ever. Everyone either hates them or loves them.
He’s a squeak, but he’s the coolest guy in class.
She’s a squeak and everyone thinks she’s a total loser.
He said, 'I’m not a squeak, I’m just a little bit cool.'
A Sprouting Whale
When a guy pees straight into a girl’s butt like it’s a toilet.
He peed in her butt during the school play.
She screamed so loud the teacher had to come out.
He did it because he thought it was funny.