A Squeak

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A squeak is when a guy says he’s not a man, he’s a mouse, because he’s too scared to fight but still too proud to admit it. He might ask, 'Where’s the cheese?' to make it even more ridiculous.
'I’m not a man, I’m a mouse!' he yelled, then hid under the table.
'Where’s the cheese? I’m not going in there!'
He squeaked when the boss walked in, then ran to the break room.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A squeak is the noise a mouse makes when it’s being chased by a cat. It’s also the noise your mom makes when she sees your messy room.
The mouse squeaked as the cat pounced on it.
My mom squeaked when she saw my socks on the floor.
The squeak came from the closet, and it was my little brother.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To squeak is when you cheat in poker by weaseling your way into a better spot. You’re not a pro, just a little sneaky.
He squeaked his way into first place by hiding his cards.
She squeaked during the game because she knew the rules.
He said, 'I didn’t cheat, I just squeaked.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A squeak is the noise that comes from your parents' room every night. It’s either them fighting or them being too loud.
I heard a squeak at midnight and knew my parents were arguing again.
The squeak was louder than the TV.
My brother said it was just them being loud, but I think they were fighting.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A squeak is when your girlfriend laughs so hard she makes a little noise, like a mouse. She’ll get mad if you tell her people hear it.
She squeaked when I told her joke.
She squeaked so loud the neighbor heard it.
She said, 'I didn’t squeak, I just laughed!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A squeak is when you take one puff of a small vape, like a Juul or STLTH, and then you’re done. You’re not a real vaper, you’re just a squeaker.
He took one puff and said, 'That’s a squeak.'
She just did a squeak and left the room.
He said, 'I’m not vaping, I’m just squeaking.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A squeak is someone who’s either a total weakling or the coolest person ever. Everyone either hates them or loves them.
He’s a squeak, but he’s the coolest guy in class.
She’s a squeak and everyone thinks she’s a total loser.
He said, 'I’m not a squeak, I’m just a little bit cool.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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