A Sprouting Whale
When someone takes a leak up a girl’s butt like it’s a drinking fountain.
He did it in the hallway during lunch.
She was too shocked to tell the principal.
He said it was a prank.
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A Sprouting Whale
When a guy pees up a girl’s butt like it’s a public bathroom.
He did it in the library during study hall.
She cried because it was so gross.
He didn’t care because he thought he was cool.
A Sprouting Whale
When someone urinates up a girl’s butt like it’s a urinal.
He did it in the gym during PE.
She ran out of the room screaming.
He laughed the whole time.
A Sprouting Whale
When a guy takes a leak in a girl’s butt like it’s a toilet.
He did it in the cafeteria during lunch.
She was too mad to eat.
He said it was a surprise.
A Sprouting Whale
When someone pees in a girl’s butt like it’s a public toilet.
He did it in the music room during class.
She told the teacher what happened.
He got in trouble for it.
A Sporty
When you lose your mind mid-game and start screaming at the ref like they owe you money.
I tried to pass the ball and the ref called me a cheater. I told him to go to hell.
During the final play, I flipped out and threw my helmet at the coach.
He got so mad during the game, he peed his pants.
A Sporty
Looking like a total mess but still somehow looking awesome because you know you're the king of the court.
I showed up in pajamas but still won the game. Everyone was confused.
He was wearing a hat inside out but still looked cool.
She wore socks with sandals and somehow still dominated the match.
A Sporty
When the tension gets so thick you can cut it with a knife and everyone is ready to punch each other.
The game was so close, the crowd was ready to fight.
They were staring each other down like they were about to start a war.
The two teams were so mad, they almost pulled each other's hair out.
A Sporty
A jock who never misses a game, eats protein bars for breakfast, and knows every player’s name, even the ones who only play once a year.
He was on the team since kindergarten and still knows every rule.
She eats a whole pizza before every game and still runs faster than anyone.
He can name every player in the school, even the ones who sit on the bench.
A Sporty
When the ocean gets angry and throws you off the boat like you’re a total idiot.
The waves knocked me off the boat and I almost drowned.
He got soaked by the waves and was yelling at the sea.
She was seasick and threw up on her friend.
A Sporty
When you're too wild for your own good and can't keep your pants on.
He was so wild, he got kicked out of the club.
She was having too much fun and ended up in the hallway.
He was wild enough to get suspended from school.
A Sporty
A group of people who play sports, cheer for sports, and would rather be at a game than anywhere else.
They were all at the game and didn’t even go to class.
He was more excited about the game than his birthday party.
They all wear the same team shirts and live for the game.
A Sports Lorry
The most embarrassing twitch streamer who makes you want to throw up. ASL used to dress like Memulous and it was a disaster.
'I thought I was doing a cosplay, not a funeral.', ASL after a Memulous stream
'ASL looked like he got dressed in the dark and also got dressed by a ghost.', a viewer in the chat
'I watched Memulous and then ASL. Now I have a headache and a soul.', a friend who left the stream mid-way
A Sports Lorry
A twitch streamer so bad, they make Memulous look like a pro. ASL once tried to be Memulous and failed at life.
'ASL tried to be Memulous. It was like watching a baby try to walk.', a fan in the chat
'I watched ASL do Memulous. I now have a new fear: the fear of pretending to be cool.', a viewer who left the stream
'ASL dressed as Memulous. I had to go take a shower and also a nap.', a friend who watched it live
A Sports Lorry
The worst person to ever try to be a streamer. ASL dressed up as Memulous and it was like a tragedy.
'ASL dressed as Memulous. I now have a new enemy: my own eyes.', a viewer who watched it live
'I watched ASL be Memulous. I now believe the world is ending.', a friend who left the stream
'ASL was Memulous. I cried, I laughed, I questioned my life choices.', a fan in the chat
A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down
A fake version of a song from a movie that makes you want to throw up and curse the director.
I heard this song and immediately wanted to punch the writer in the face.
My mom played it and I had to hide under the couch.
This song is like medicine for my ears and I hate it.
A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down
A fake song that sounds like it was made by a kid who got in trouble and had to stay after class.
This song is so bad it makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time.
My brother sang it and I had to leave the room.
It’s like someone took a math test and made a song out of it.
A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down
A made-up tune that is so stupid it should be banned from every movie ever.
I watched the movie and it ruined my day.
This song is so dumb I can’t even think straight.
I tried to sing it and my dog ran away.
A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down
A fake song that makes you want to scream and throw your spoon at the screen.
I heard it and I almost threw my phone out the window.
My sister sang it and I had to cover my ears.
This song is like a nightmare that won’t stop.
A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down
A stupid song that sounds like it was written by someone who doesn’t know what a real song is.
This song is so bad it makes me want to punch the sky.
I listened to it once and I’ve been haunted ever since.
My friend tried to sing it and it was like a war zone.