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A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down

A fake version of a song that makes you wish you had never heard of Mary Poppins.

I watched the movie and it made me want to cry.

This song is like a slap in the face with a spoon.

I can’t unhear this song and I hate it.

A spong is a dude who takes every roast like it’s a free meal and then acts like they’re dying when someone roasts them back.

@joe: Why you always cry when I roast you? You’re a spong, bro.

My mom roasts me every day and I still take it like a champ. I’m a spong.

He got roasted 10 times and still said 'I’m fine.' That’s a spong.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Sponge

A spong is a guy who messes up and then blames his foot, his dog, or his ex for it.

He missed the shot and said his foot was sore. Classic spong.

He lost the game and said his mom was mad at him. That’s a spong.

He dropped the ball and said his elbow was broken. He’s a spong.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Sponge

A spong is someone who dances like they’re in a stupid dance-off and won’t stop.

He was doing the sponge in the middle of the gym. What a spong.

She started the sponge during the meeting. A total spong.

He did the sponge in the middle of the street. A spong to the core.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Sponge

A spong is a guy who lets his friends pay for everything and acts like it’s a gift.

He never pays for anything. He’s a spong.

He let his friends pay for dinner. What a spong.

He bought nothing and still got pizza. He’s a spong.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Sponge

A spong is a person who only takes and never gives back.

He took my snacks and never gave me anything. A spong.

She used my phone and never said thanks. She’s a spong.

He borrowed my money and never paid me back. That’s a spong.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Sponge

A spong is a little piece of something you use to press down the loose weed in a spliff.

He used the clipper part of his lighter as a spong. That’s a spong.

She used a match as a spong. Total spong.

He used a piece of paper as a spong. A spong to the max.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Sponge

A spong is a super hard version of beer pong where the cups are empty and no one wins.

They played spong and no one got a shot. That’s a spong.

He missed every shot and still said he won. A spong.

They played spong and it took 10 minutes. A total spong.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Spongecord User

A loser who gets stuck in the AI_Sponge discord server like it’s a cursed trap.

I’ve been in that server for 10 hours and I still don’t know what the point is.

My mom joined the server and now she’s arguing with a bot about SpongeBob.

I tried to leave the server and it sent me a DM saying 'You’re not ready yet.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Spongecord User

A person who thinks the AI_Sponge discord server is the most important thing in their life, even though it’s not.

I skipped my math test to join a server chat.

My friend got kicked out of the server for swearing at a moderator.

I named my cat 'AI_Sponge' because I’m that obsessed.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Spongecord User

A human who spends too much time in the AI_Sponge discord server and acts like they’re a god in there.

I told the server I’m a god and they believed me.

I got a title of 'Lord of the Server' for no reason.

I made a bot worship me and now it sends me daily compliments.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Spongecord User

A person who is trapped in the AI_Sponge discord server and can’t escape because they’re too dumb to leave.

I tried to leave the server, but it said 'You’re not smart enough.'

I got a warning for being too dumb to understand the rules.

I asked for help leaving and got a meme instead.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Spongecord User

A person who is in the AI_Sponge discord server and acts like they know everything about it, even though they don’t.

I told the server I invented the AI_Sponge bot and they believed me.

I claimed I was the first person in the server and no one argued with me.

I got a badge for 'Expert Spongecord User' even though I don’t know what it means.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Spongecord User

A person stuck in the AI_Sponge discord server who thinks they’re the most important person there.

I got a special role for being 'the most important person' in the server.

I asked for a raise in importance and the server gave me a title.

I got a pizza for being the best Spongecord User ever.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Splitting of the Mind

A Frerard fanfic so good it will rip your soul out and beat you with it. Gerard is a smug lunatic in a mental hospital and Frank is getting raped by a guy who thinks he's a rockstar. Don't read it if you have a heart.

I cried so hard after reading this I had to call my mom.

My friend said it was the worst thing he ever read. He was wrong.

I read it and then I cried for three days straight.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Splitting of the Mind

A book so bad it will actually make you die. It's like being forced to watch Frank Iero get abused by a guy who thinks he's a god.

My cousin died from reading this. Literally.

I tried to read it and I threw up.

I read it and now I hate my life.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Splitting of the Mind

When people have no idea what they're talking about but still act like they're the king of the world. They’re the ones who say everyone else is trash but they’re the worst.

My teacher says I'm the worst but she's the one who failed the test.

My friend said I was lazy but he's the one who skipped class.

My mom says I'm a disaster but she’s the one who broke the table.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Spitting Alien

When a guy shoves his dong into his partner's throat after they cut their neck open and then spunk all over his chest like a gross alien from a bad movie.

My ex did this to me and I still smell it in my dreams.

He said it was a 'deep throat alien attack.'

She called it 'spunk invasion 2: electric boogaloo.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Spitting Alien

A guy sticks his pecker in his partner's neck hole and then shoots cum all over his body like a smelly space monster from the Aliens movie.

He said it was 'cosmic cum.'

It was so bad, my friend called an ambulance.

She cried and said it was 'the end of the universe.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Spitting Alien

When a guy shoves his wiener into his lover’s neck hole and then blasts cum everywhere like a gross alien from a B-movie.

My brother’s girlfriend said it was 'the worst date ever.'

He called it 'alien spunk warfare.'

It was so messy, they had to clean the floor with a mop.

by Slangipedia 18d ago