A Sponge
A spong is a dude who takes every roast like it’s a free meal and then acts like they’re dying when someone roasts them back.
@joe: Why you always cry when I roast you? You’re a spong, bro.
My mom roasts me every day and I still take it like a champ. I’m a spong.
He got roasted 10 times and still said 'I’m fine.' That’s a spong.