Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A spong is a dude who takes every roast like it’s a free meal and then acts like they’re dying when someone roasts them back.

@joe: Why you always cry when I roast you? You’re a spong, bro.

My mom roasts me every day and I still take it like a champ. I’m a spong.

He got roasted 10 times and still said 'I’m fine.' That’s a spong.

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A spong is a guy who messes up and then blames his foot, his dog, or his ex for it.

He missed the shot and said his foot was sore. Classic spong.

He lost the game and said his mom was mad at him. That’s a spong.

He dropped the ball and said his elbow was broken. He’s a spong.

3

A spong is someone who dances like they’re in a stupid dance-off and won’t stop.

He was doing the sponge in the middle of the gym. What a spong.

She started the sponge during the meeting. A total spong.

He did the sponge in the middle of the street. A spong to the core.

4

A spong is a guy who lets his friends pay for everything and acts like it’s a gift.

He never pays for anything. He’s a spong.

He let his friends pay for dinner. What a spong.

He bought nothing and still got pizza. He’s a spong.

5

A spong is a person who only takes and never gives back.

He took my snacks and never gave me anything. A spong.

She used my phone and never said thanks. She’s a spong.

He borrowed my money and never paid me back. That’s a spong.

6

A spong is a little piece of something you use to press down the loose weed in a spliff.

He used the clipper part of his lighter as a spong. That’s a spong.

She used a match as a spong. Total spong.

He used a piece of paper as a spong. A spong to the max.

7

A spong is a super hard version of beer pong where the cups are empty and no one wins.

They played spong and no one got a shot. That’s a spong.

He missed every shot and still said he won. A spong.

They played spong and it took 10 minutes. A total spong.