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A Spit Swallow
The leftover sludge from a drink that’s barely worth the effort.
I took one sip of that beer and already felt like I swallowed a raccoon.
That soda was so weak, I could’ve used it to clean my ass.
The juice was so bad, I spat it out and then washed my mouth with a bottle of wine.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spit Swallow
You think you have options, but you don’t. Most girls just swallow or say no to your junk in the first place.
He came in my mouth and I just swallowed like I was eating a piece of meat.
I wouldn’t even let him touch my mouth if I had to.
He tried to give me a blow job and I just said no.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spit Swallow
A girl giving head and then either puking out your cum or drinking it like it’s a fine wine.
He came in my mouth and I spat it out like it was poison.
I drank his cum like it was the best wine ever.
He came in my mouth and I threw it up on his face.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spit Swallow
What you decide to do with your mouth full of man juice.
I had his cum in my mouth and I just drank it like it was water.
I took a load and then spit it out like it was a bad habit.
I had his cum in my mouth and I just swallowed it like it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spit Swallow
Short for asking if a girl will spit out your cum or swallow it when she gives you head.
When I asked her, she just said, 'I’ll swallow it, but I’m not cleaning up your mess.'
He asked me, 'Spit or swallow?' I said, 'Swallow, but I want some chocolate afterward.'
She asked me, 'Spit or swallow?' I said, 'Swallow, and I want a pizza.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spit Swallow
Spit means you threw out his cum. Swallow means you drank it, or you sucked his dick like it was a job.
I took one load and then spat it out like it was the worst thing ever.
I swallowed his cum like it was a job interview.
I sucked his junk like it was my full-time job.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spit Swallow
This should be the first question you ask a girl when you start dating her.
I asked her, 'Spit or swallow?' and she said, 'I’ll swallow, but you have to buy me a drink.'
He asked me, 'Spit or swallow?' I said, 'Swallow, and I want you to clean my room.'
She asked me, 'Spit or swallow?' I said, 'Swallow, and I’ll give you a kiss.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spider Bite
Two holes in your lip like a spider crawled up and bit you while you were sleeping. Sometimes they do four holes if they feel like it.
My lip looks like a spider vomited on it.
I got spider bites and now I look like a f***ing monster.
That girl has spider bites and a face like a f***ing spiderweb.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spider Bite
A bunch of holes in your lower lip. Usually two or three. It’s like a spider took a bite out of your mouth.
I got a spider bite and now my lip looks like a f***ing spider’s lunch.
He got a spider bite and now he looks like he was bit by a f***ing spider.
That kid has a spider bite and it looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spider Bite
Two holes on each side of your lip. It’s like a spider bit you on both sides and left a f***ing mess.
She got two holes on each side and looks like a f***ing spider bit her.
He has two holes on both sides and it looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
That guy has two holes on both sides and it looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spider Bite
When a guy bites your skin above your vagina during sex and then f***ing ejaculates on it like it’s a f***ing snack.
He bit me and then f***ing ejaculated on my skin like it was a snack.
That guy bit me and then f***ing shot his load on my skin.
He bit me during sex and then f***ing ejaculated on my skin like it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spider Bite
Two holes on the side of your lip. Emos wear them like it’s a f***ing fashion statement.
He has two holes on the side of his lip and looks like a f***ing emo.
That girl has two holes on the side of her lip and looks like a f***ing emo.
He got two holes on the side of his lip and now he looks like a f***ing emo.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spider Bite
A f***ing synonym for an asshole. Your tight butt looks like it was bit by a f***ing spider.
That guy is an asshole and looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
She’s an asshole and looks like a f***ing spider bit her.
He’s an asshole and looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spider Bite
A way to describe tiny boobs. Like they were bit by a f***ing spider and left with nothing.
Her boobs are tiny and look like a f***ing spider bit them.
He has tiny boobs and looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
Those tiny boobs look like a f***ing spider bit them.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spicy Michael
When you blow a loud fart in someone's face while they're sleeping or too busy to notice; girls do it with a sneeze and it's called a "Snappy Cassy."
I woke up to my brother's butt in my mouth. Classic Spicy Michael.
My mom did a Spicy Michael during my Zoom class. I got 20 detentions.
My friend did a Spicy Michael in my lunch. I ate it. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spicy Michael
A brutal fart attack on someone's mouth while they're sleeping or distracted; girls sneeze it in your face and it's called a Snappy Cassy.
My dad did a Spicy Michael on my face during my nap. I woke up screaming.
My sister did a Snappy Cassy in my cereal. I threw up.
My friend did a Spicy Michael in my ear. I think I lost my hearing.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spicy Michael
When you let out a huge fart in someone’s mouth without them seeing it coming; girls sneeze it in your face and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.
My teacher did a Spicy Michael in my mouth during a test. I got a zero.
My dog did a Spicy Michael on my face while I was eating. I dropped my sandwich.
My friend did a Snappy Cassy in my drink. It tasted like a dead cow.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spicy Michael
A face-to-face flatulent explosion while someone’s not looking; girls use a sneeze and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.
I did a Spicy Michael on my friend’s face. He cried.
My mom did a Snappy Cassy in my soup. I threw it out.
My brother did a Spicy Michael on my math homework. I got a D.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spicy Michael
When you drop a big fart in someone’s mouth while they're unaware; girls do it with a sneeze and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.
I did a Spicy Michael on my sister’s face. She ran out of the room.
My dog did a Snappy Cassy on my face. I got a nosebleed.
My friend did a Spicy Michael in my coffee. It was the worst.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Spicy Michael
A flatulent surprise in someone’s mouth when they least expect it; girls use a sneeze and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.
My dad did a Spicy Michael on my face. I got a nosebleed.
My teacher did a Snappy Cassy in my mouth. I got detention.
My friend did a Spicy Michael on my pizza. I threw it away.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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