A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who will laugh in your face when you say something stupid and then kick your ass.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I laughed and then kicked him in the nuts."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was ugly, and she threw a chair at me."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't stop talking trash."