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A Sussex

Sussex is a small town in NSW, Australia, where inbreds live. The people there are so inbred you can tell by looking at them.

'Sussex is where all the inbreds live, I can tell by looking at them.'

'I moved to Sussex and now I think I’m an inbred too.'

'Sussex is the most inbred place in the whole world.'

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A Susan Jones

When you beg your nan for sex because you're too broke to get a prostitute and you're out of options

Nan, I'm down to my last dime and I need some action

I'm not asking for money, I'm asking for a good time

If you don't give me a blow job, I'm going to tell your friends you're a pervert

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A Susan Jones

When you have no life and your only chance at getting laid is to hit up your nan

I'm out of dates and I'm out of luck

If I don't get some action soon, I'm going to die a virgin

Your nan is my last hope, and I'm not kidding

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A Susan Jones

When you’re too broke and too lazy to get a date, so you just ask your nan for sex like it’s a normal thing

Hey Nan, I’m out of money and I need a quickie

I’m not asking for help, I’m asking for a lay

If you don’t give me a good time, I’m going to embarrass you at the grocery store

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A Susan

A Susan is a tiny human who thinks they're the center of the universe. They nag, they whine, and they'll turn your life into a nightmare if you let them. Future Karen, current pain.

'I didn't ask for this!', Susan at the grocery store

'This is the worst day ever!', Susan after getting a B on her math test

'You're not my friend anymore!', Susan to her best friend who forgot her birthday

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A Susan

A Susan is a hot mess who thinks she's a queen, but doesn't realize it. She's smart, she's sweet, but she needs a slap to see it. If you help her out, she'll be your best friend forever, or your worst enemy.

'You think you're so cool, but I know your secret!', Susan to someone who made fun of her

'I will kill you if you call me Sue one more time!', Susan in a group chat

'You're my favorite person in the whole world!', Susan to the guy who helped her out when she got dumped

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A Susan

Susan is the kind of girl who will stick by you, but if you upset her, she will scream, cry, and throw things. She's beautiful, she's kind, and she's worth it.

'I hate you right now!', Susan after you said her hair was ugly

'I will never speak to you again!', Susan during a big argument

'You are my best friend forever!', Susan after you helped her with her math homework

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A Susan

A Susan is a dramatic, funny, and smart girl who will love you no matter what. She might act weird sometimes, but if you're lucky, she'll show you her freaky side.

'I am so mad right now!', Susan after she got a bad grade

'You are the best person in the world!', Susan to her crush

'I am going to show you my freaky side!', Susan to her friend who asked her to do something crazy

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A Susan

A Susan is a person who can destroy anything with wheels. If you leave a lawnmower alone, she'll probably throw it out the window.

'This wheelbarrow is now broken!', Susan after she threw it

'I destroyed my dad’s truck!', Susan after a big argument

'That lawnmower was my favorite!', Susan after she broke it

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A Susan

A Susan is a generous, smart, and super forgiving person who loves to have fun but also knows what's right. She's kind, she's loyal, and she will protect you like a brother.

'I forgive you for everything!', Susan to someone who hurt her

'You are my best friend!', Susan to her crush

'You are like a brother to me!', Susan to her best friend

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A Susan

A Susan is a Facebook mom or a Karen’s annoying little sister. She’s fake, she’s fakey, and she’s fakey fake.

'I am so fake!', Susan at a party

'You are my sister!', Susan to Karen

'I am not fake, I am real!', Susan to her mom

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A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer is when you beg the universe to give you waves and make your enemies fall off their boards.

I prayed so hard the ocean gave me a wave that looked like it was trying to kill me.

I asked God to make my friend's drop-in so bad he got kicked off the board by a seagull.

I prayed to the gods of the sea and got a wave that made my board look like it was crying.

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A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer is like a wish list for the ocean, but with a lot of swearing and a promise to not drop-in on anyone.

I asked the waves to give me a good ride and make my enemy's board explode.

I prayed the ocean would give me a wave so big it knocked my friend off the board and into the water.

I made a deal with the sea that if I got a good ride, I'd never drop-in on my best friend again.

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A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer is when you curse the universe for bad waves and beg it to let you ride the best ones.

I cursed the ocean and got a wave that was so good it made my board look like it was smiling.

I begged the sea to give me a wave so big it knocked my friend off the board and into a shark.

I prayed to the god of waves and got a ride that made my friend look like he was about to cry.

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A Superpowered Slave

That’s what you like, Emma. You’re just a brainwashed doormat with a cape.

You’re just a brainwashed doormat with a cape. I’m the one doing the work, you’re just flossing.

You’re like a brainwashed doormat with a cape. You don’t even know what you’re doing half the time.

You’re a brainwashed doormat with a cape. You think you’re cool, but you’re just standing there like a idiot.

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A Superpowered Slave

That’s your favorite thing, Emma. You’re like a slave with a laser beam and a bad attitude.

You’re like a slave with a laser beam and a bad attitude. You think you’re the boss, but you’re just following orders.

You’re a slave with a laser beam and a bad attitude. You don’t even know what you’re doing most of the time.

You’re like a slave with a laser beam and a bad attitude. You’re just yelling at me because you’re confused.

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A Superpowered Slave

That’s your thing, Emma. You’re just a low-life sidekick with a power-up and no brains.

You’re just a low-life sidekick with a power-up and no brains. You think you’re cool, but you’re just following me around like a lost dog.

You’re a low-life sidekick with a power-up and no brains. You don’t even know what you’re doing half the time.

You’re like a low-life sidekick with a power-up and no brains. You’re just shouting orders like you’re the king.

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A Superpowered Slave

That’s what you like, Emma. You’re just a half-decent lackey with a flashy trick and no idea what’s going on.

You’re just a half-decent lackey with a flashy trick and no idea what’s going on. You think you’re cool, but you’re just running around like a chicken with no head.

You’re a half-decent lackey with a flashy trick and no idea what’s going on. You don’t even know what you’re doing most of the time.

You’re like a half-decent lackey with a flashy trick and no idea what’s going on. You’re just shouting like you’re the boss.

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A Superpowered Slave

That’s your favorite thing, Emma. You’re just a brainwashed servant with a cool power and no sense.

You’re just a brainwashed servant with a cool power and no sense. You think you’re the main character, but you’re just standing around like a idiot.

You’re a brainwashed servant with a cool power and no sense. You don’t even know what you’re doing most of the time.

You’re like a brainwashed servant with a cool power and no sense. You’re just shouting orders like you’re the king.

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A Superpowered Slave

That’s what you like, Emma. You’re just a lazy sidekick with a flashy power and no clue what’s happening.

You’re just a lazy sidekick with a flashy power and no clue what’s happening. You think you’re the main character, but you’re just standing around like a lost dog.

You’re a lazy sidekick with a flashy power and no clue what’s happening. You don’t even know what you’re doing most of the time.

You’re like a lazy sidekick with a flashy power and no clue what’s happening. You’re just yelling like you’re the boss.

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