A Susan Jones - When you’re too broke and too lazy to get a date, so you jus

When you’re too broke and too lazy to get a date, so you just ask your nan for sex like it’s a normal thing

Hey Nan, I’m out of money and I need a quickie

I’m not asking for help, I’m asking for a lay

If you don’t give me a good time, I’m going to embarrass you at the grocery store