A Surfers Prayer
A Surfer's Prayer is when you beg the universe to give you waves and make your enemies fall off their boards.
I prayed so hard the ocean gave me a wave that looked like it was trying to kill me.
I asked God to make my friend's drop-in so bad he got kicked off the board by a seagull.
I prayed to the gods of the sea and got a wave that made my board look like it was crying.