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A Super Mario
The main guy in Super Mario Brothers. He eats shrooms, gets huge, saves the princess, gets some action, and goes home to fix the sink and the toilet.
Hey Mario, you eat shrooms and kick butt like a madman!
I wish I could save princesses and fix plumbing like Mario.
Mario doesn't just play games. He lives them.
A Super Mario
You're kidding me, right?
Bro, you're telling me you're still playing Super Mario?
You're not serious, are you? I've been doing this for 20 years.
You're not even trying, are you?
A Super Mario
Mario's mushroom-eating version. He gets big, kicks butt, and probably eats the princess for dessert.
Mario takes shrooms and goes full Hulk.
He's like a mushroom-powered superhero.
He eats shrooms and turns into a giant meatball.
A Super Mario
A person who tells wilder stories than you or does the same thing but better. They always get the 1-up.
He gets 1-upped every time. I'm just a normal guy.
She did the same thing, but with more style and better shrooms.
He didn't just save the princess. He seduced her.
A Super Mario
A 4-foot, 200-pound Italian plumber from Brooklyn, NY. He's been in over 30 video games, and he still kicks butt like a man who's never been hit.
Mario is the OG plumber. Donkey Kong is just his sidekick.
He's been around since the 80s and still kicks butt.
He's older than me, but still beats me in every game.
A Super Mario
The super icon of Nintendo. He eats shrooms, gets giant, kicks guys in the head, and breaks blocks like they owe him money.
Mario is the best because he eats shrooms and kicks butt.
He breaks blocks with his head. That's not a skill, that's a curse.
He's like a karate-chopping plumber with a side of shrooms.
A Super Mario
Jumping on someone's head. It gives you points and might give them a headache or a broken nose.
I jumped on his head and got 100 points.
She jumped on his face and broke his nose.
He jumped on my head and I got a 1-up.
A Sunny Bolt
A lady who is so annoying that even the bugs can't stand her and follow her like she's a walking nightmare.
My ex is a sunny bolt. She had lice, and the bugs followed her to my mom's house.
That girl at lunch is a sunny bolt. She brought a whole colony of ants with her.
Why is my niece a sunny bolt? She brought a cockroach to my birthday party.
A Sunny Bolt
A lady who is so gross that bugs think she's a buffet and follow her around like she's their best friend.
My cousin is a sunny bolt. She brought a bunch of spiders to the grocery store.
That woman at the park is a sunny bolt. She had a fly on her nose and didn't even notice.
My neighbor is a sunny bolt. Her dog has fleas, and they follow her everywhere.
A Sunny Bolt
A lady who is so crazy that even the bugs know she's trouble and follow her like she's their new boss.
That girl in my class is a sunny bolt. She brought a scorpion to math class.
My aunt is a sunny bolt. She had bedbugs and they followed her to the mall.
Why is my sister a sunny bolt? She brought a swarm of bees to my graduation.
A Sunday Evening Away Game In Perth
A boring game that ends in a loss. Makes you wish you had died in your sleep instead of watching it.
I watched the game and now I want to die. My dog even fell asleep.
The team looked like they were playing in a ditch. We lost 2-1.
I came in for the final minutes and it was like watching paint dry. I cried.
A Sunday Evening Away Game In Perth
A game so bad it makes your soul scream. You lost and now you feel like you're stuck in purgatory.
The game was so bad I felt like I was in a nightmare. We lost 1-0.
I watched the whole game and my soul is now in a trash can.
I almost left the game because it was that bad. We lost 2-3.
A Sunday Evening Away Game In Perth
A game that's like watching your worst enemy win. You lost and it felt like the end of the world.
I watched the game and it felt like the end of the world. We lost 1-2.
My worst enemy won and I had to watch it. I almost cried.
The game was so bad I felt like I was watching my grandpa lose a bet.
A Summer Fling
A fling that’s like a summer vacation for your hormones. You find a girl who’ll suck you into her world of snacks, parties, and random sex. When summer ends, you drop her like she was a bad pizza.
Just found a new fling. She’s hot and she brings snacks. Summer’s never gonna end.
Summer fling? More like a summer fling that’s gonna end when school starts.
She said she’d be my fling all summer. I said I’d be her fling until the end of time. She’s already texting my ex.
A Summer Fling
A no-strings-attached summer romance that happens because everyone’s too lazy to deal with real relationships. It’s just two people who are too drunk to think straight and too hot to care.
Work fling? More like a fling that started at work and ended because I got a new job.
Summer fling? I’m already planning my fall fling with my new coworker.
My fling said we were just friends with benefits. I said I was her summer fling. Now I’m stuck with her.
A Summer Fling
A fling that’s like summer: no stress, no rules, and no one’s yelling at you. It’s just two people having fun and not caring what happens next.
My summer fling was just a guy who knew how to text me and not care about anything else.
Summer fling? I just wanted someone who wouldn’t argue with me.
My fling and I had no drama. We just had sex and went to the mall.
A Summer Fling
A fling that’s like a California summer, perfect, no problems, and you’re just there to have a good time. It’s not serious, it doesn’t last, and you’re both happy to just be friends after.
My summer fling was just someone who liked me and didn’t argue.
Summer fling? More like a fling that ended because I didn’t want to be in a relationship.
I had a fling that was just fun and no pressure. Now we’re just friends.
A Sullivan
Peeling your pants off twice in two minutes like you're trying to impress a toilet.
You just peed on the floor again. For the third time.
You told your mom you were going to college. She believed you.
You tried to flirt with a pizza delivery guy and failed.
A Sullivan
The kind of guy who’s so good, he makes your ex look like a sad, wet sock.
He walked in and I instantly forgot my own name.
He explained quantum physics in a way that made me cry.
He texted me a poem about tacos and I fell in love.
A Sullivan
A guy so good-looking, he makes the mirror jealous. He’s smart, funny, and somehow still manages to be a little bit short and still get all the girls.
He walked into the room and my dog sat down.
He explained calculus like it was a joke.
He asked me out and I said yes, even though I was still mad at him.
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