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Peeling your pants off twice in two minutes like you're trying to impress a toilet.
You just peed on the floor again. For the third time.
You told your mom you were going to college. She believed you.
You tried to flirt with a pizza delivery guy and failed.
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The kind of guy who’s so good, he makes your ex look like a sad, wet sock.
He walked in and I instantly forgot my own name.
He explained quantum physics in a way that made me cry.
He texted me a poem about tacos and I fell in love.
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A guy so good-looking, he makes the mirror jealous. He’s smart, funny, and somehow still manages to be a little bit short and still get all the girls.
He walked into the room and my dog sat down.
He explained calculus like it was a joke.
He asked me out and I said yes, even though I was still mad at him.
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When a girl gets so turned on, she starts leaking like a broken fire hydrant. Also, a sneaky way to talk about orgasms in church.
I told my mom I was going to church. She believed me.
I got in trouble for talking about it in the school cafeteria.
I made my brother blush by telling him about it.
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A brainless piece of human meat that thinks it’s the main character.
He told me he was going to be a billionaire.
He got in a fight with a chicken and lost.
He tried to explain the moon landing and got it wrong.
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The kind of girl who looks like she just walked out of a fairy tale, but she’s also the kind of girl who can fight a bear and still have time to text you.
She walked in and my dog sat down.
She explained how to cook a perfect steak and I cried.
She told me she was going to be a billionaire and I believed her.
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A person who’s so angry, they could start a war just to prove a point. They also think they’re right about everything, even when they’re clearly wrong.
He got mad at a traffic light and started screaming at it.
He yelled at his mom for not giving him enough cookies.
He tried to fight a robot and lost.
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