A Super Mario

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The main guy in Super Mario Brothers. He eats shrooms, gets huge, saves the princess, gets some action, and goes home to fix the sink and the toilet.
Hey Mario, you eat shrooms and kick butt like a madman!
I wish I could save princesses and fix plumbing like Mario.
Mario doesn't just play games. He lives them.
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You're kidding me, right?
Bro, you're telling me you're still playing Super Mario?
You're not serious, are you? I've been doing this for 20 years.
You're not even trying, are you?
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Mario's mushroom-eating version. He gets big, kicks butt, and probably eats the princess for dessert.
Mario takes shrooms and goes full Hulk.
He's like a mushroom-powered superhero.
He eats shrooms and turns into a giant meatball.
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A person who tells wilder stories than you or does the same thing but better. They always get the 1-up.
He gets 1-upped every time. I'm just a normal guy.
She did the same thing, but with more style and better shrooms.
He didn't just save the princess. He seduced her.
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A 4-foot, 200-pound Italian plumber from Brooklyn, NY. He's been in over 30 video games, and he still kicks butt like a man who's never been hit.
Mario is the OG plumber. Donkey Kong is just his sidekick.
He's been around since the 80s and still kicks butt.
He's older than me, but still beats me in every game.
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The super icon of Nintendo. He eats shrooms, gets giant, kicks guys in the head, and breaks blocks like they owe him money.
Mario is the best because he eats shrooms and kicks butt.
He breaks blocks with his head. That's not a skill, that's a curse.
He's like a karate-chopping plumber with a side of shrooms.
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Jumping on someone's head. It gives you points and might give them a headache or a broken nose.
I jumped on his head and got 100 points.
She jumped on his face and broke his nose.
He jumped on my head and I got a 1-up.
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