Discover Slang

A Sullivan
When a girl gets so turned on, she starts leaking like a broken fire hydrant. Also, a sneaky way to talk about orgasms in church.
I told my mom I was going to church. She believed me.
I got in trouble for talking about it in the school cafeteria.
I made my brother blush by telling him about it.
A Sullivan
A brainless piece of human meat that thinks it’s the main character.
He told me he was going to be a billionaire.
He got in a fight with a chicken and lost.
He tried to explain the moon landing and got it wrong.
A Sullivan
The kind of girl who looks like she just walked out of a fairy tale, but she’s also the kind of girl who can fight a bear and still have time to text you.
She walked in and my dog sat down.
She explained how to cook a perfect steak and I cried.
She told me she was going to be a billionaire and I believed her.
A Sullivan
A person who’s so angry, they could start a war just to prove a point. They also think they’re right about everything, even when they’re clearly wrong.
He got mad at a traffic light and started screaming at it.
He yelled at his mom for not giving him enough cookies.
He tried to fight a robot and lost.
A Suicide Mission
You go to the store and fill your cup with every soda flavor they have. No diet stuff. It's like a soda explosion in your mouth. You also make a Suicide Sundae with everything you have in your freezer. It's like a food fight in a bowl.
I filled my cup with every soda flavor. I didn’t even care if I died from sugar shock.
My Suicide Sundae had ice cream, nuts, syrup, and a whole can of candy. It was like a dessert apocalypse.
I tried the Rainbow Suicide and it tasted like a snow cone from hell.
A Suicide Mission
You do something that’s guaranteed to fail, but you do it because you have to. It's like when your teacher makes you clean the entire school by yourself. Also, when you die in a video game so your team can win. British people love this.
I had to do the presentation in front of the whole class. It was a suicide mission because I had no idea what I was talking about.
I died in the game so my friends could win. It was a suicide mission, and I didn’t even get a medal.
My teacher told me to clean the school. That was a suicide mission, and I almost cried.
A Suicide Mission
The end of Mass Effect 2. You get to see the Collector Base, and it’s like the worst ending ever. It's the part where everything goes to hell and you’re stuck with a bunch of alien robots.
I watched the Collector Base ending and I cried. It was the worst ending ever.
The Collector Base was like the end of the world. I didn’t want to play the next game.
When I saw the Collector Base, I knew I was never going to be happy again.
A Suicide Mission
A stupid thing Donald Trump said about North Korea. He said something like 'they’re going to be so messed up, they’ll be like a big mess.' It was so dumb, it was like a middle schooler’s rant.
Trump said North Korea was going to be 'a big mess.' It was like he was talking to a kid.
I heard Trump say something about North Korea that was so dumb, I almost died laughing.
Trump’s statement about North Korea was like the worst homework ever. It was a suicide mission for my brain.
A Suicide Date
You fall head over heels in one week then realize you were stupid and would have rather died than deal with that mess.
I dated this guy for a week and now I wish I was dead.
She was amazing for seven days then turned into a nightmare. I’m not even mad, I’m just dead inside.
I got caught in the moment and now I’m stuck with this person. I would rather be dead.
A Suicide Date
Dating someone so bad they make your life a living hell and you think about killing yourself just to escape their presence.
This guy is the worst. I’m thinking about ending it all just to get away from him.
She’s like a curse. I don’t know how I survived the whole date.
He made me want to commit suicide. I’ve never been that miserable in my life.
A Sugulle
A man who’s got the looks of a king but the equipment of a peasant. He’s got a tiny cock and balls so big they could beat Samora’s ass. Everyone loves him and his bitches, while Samora’s just a meaty disappointment.
My cousin is a Sugulle. He’s got a 1ft dick but balls that could crush a bear.
That guy at the gym is a Sugulle. He’s got no muscle but he’s got the confidence of a god.
My best friend’s a Sugulle. He’s got a tiny cock but he’s got the balls to flirt with my ex.
A Sugulle
A joke so bad it makes you feel like you should apologize to the entire world. It's so dirty and stupid it's like you just peed on the floor.
My uncle told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.
I told a joke so dumb my mom said I should go live in a dumpster.
My friend told a joke so gross it made the whole class throw up.
A Suffusion of Yellow
A number so big it makes 4 look like a baby learning to walk.
'Bro, that’s not a 5. That’s a full-blown 5. You’re out of your mind.'
'I got 5 hits. You got 4. You’re a disgrace.'
'4? I’ve seen 4s cry in the corner.'
A Suffusion of Yellow
A number that doesn’t know its place and thinks it’s the boss of 4.
'4? That’s just a number pretending to be important.'
'You said 4. I said 5. You’re a nobody.'
'4 is just a number that got promoted too soon.'
A Suann
A Suann is a person who thinks their own posts are amazing and expects everyone to like them. They have 44 friends and act like that’s a trophy.
I posted a photo of my cat and no one liked it. I’m a Suann.
My status got 2 likes. I’m now a Suann legend.
I have 44 friends. I’m not just a Suann, I’m a Suann god.
A Suann
A Suann is basically a swear word you say when someone annoys you. It’s like saying «Fuck off» but with more attitude.
You’re talking too much. Suann!
I don’t want to hear your problems. Suann.
You’re being a pain. Suann, please.
A Suann
A Suann drinks like she gets money for it. She’s hot, smart, and laughs at your dumb jokes like they’re gold.
She drank three beers and still passed her test. Suann energy.
She made me laugh while I was drunk. Suann magic.
She’s smart and hot. She’s a Suann.
A Suann
A Suann is a woman who looks like a kitten and is also a genius. She’s a mom and she’s got it all figured out.
She’s a mom and looks like a kitten. Suann for life.
She’s smart, has a kitten face, and is a mom. Suann extraordinaire.
She’s a genius, a mom, and looks like a kitten. Suann level 100.
A Suann
A Suann is a super cool mom who’s also a genius. She looks like a kitten and people think she’s magical.
She’s a mom, a genius, and looks like a kitten. Suann heaven.
People think she’s magical. She’s a Suann.
She’s a Suann and no one can prove otherwise.
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a 9th grader who lives to make seniors look like fools by stealing their stuff just to mess with them.
I took your phone so you couldn't call your mom. You looked like a baby.
I took your keys so you couldn't drive. You had to walk to lunch. Classic.
I took your shoes and you tripped in the hallway. You looked like a clown.
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