A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer

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A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a 9th grader who lives to make seniors look like fools by stealing their stuff just to mess with them.

I took your phone so you couldn't call your mom. You looked like a baby.

I took your keys so you couldn't drive. You had to walk to lunch. Classic.

I took your shoes and you tripped in the hallway. You looked like a clown.

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a kid who thinks stealing from seniors is their full-time job, and they do it just for laughs.

I took your phone and posted your Instagram story on the lunch table. You looked like a joke.

I took your keys and locked you out of your car. You were stuck for 20 minutes.

I took your shoes and you had to walk to math class. You were a mess.

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is the worst kind of freshman who steals from seniors just to show they're smarter and cooler.

I took your phone and sent a silly message to your crush. You looked like a fool.

I took your keys and you had to ride the bus. You were humiliated.

I took your shoes and you had to run to gym class. You looked like a loser.

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a kid who has nothing better to do than steal from seniors just to make them look bad in front of everyone.

I took your phone and posted your ugly face on the school board. You looked like a joke.

I took your keys and you missed your bus. You were late to class.

I took your shoes and you had to walk to lunch. You were a mess.

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a 9th grader who thinks stealing from seniors is the best way to prove they're the top dog.

I took your phone and called your mom. You looked like a baby.

I took your keys and you had to walk to the store. You looked like a fool.

I took your shoes and you tripped in the hallway. You looked like a clown.

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a freshman who thinks stealing from seniors is the best way to start their school year.

I took your phone and posted your funny face on the school board. You looked like a joke.

I took your keys and you missed your bus. You were late.

I took your shoes and you had to run to gym. You looked like a fool.