A Suann

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A Suann is a person who thinks their own posts are amazing and expects everyone to like them. They have 44 friends and act like that’s a trophy.
I posted a photo of my cat and no one liked it. I’m a Suann.
My status got 2 likes. I’m now a Suann legend.
I have 44 friends. I’m not just a Suann, I’m a Suann god.
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A Suann is basically a swear word you say when someone annoys you. It’s like saying «Fuck off» but with more attitude.
You’re talking too much. Suann!
I don’t want to hear your problems. Suann.
You’re being a pain. Suann, please.
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A Suann drinks like she gets money for it. She’s hot, smart, and laughs at your dumb jokes like they’re gold.
She drank three beers and still passed her test. Suann energy.
She made me laugh while I was drunk. Suann magic.
She’s smart and hot. She’s a Suann.
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A Suann is a woman who looks like a kitten and is also a genius. She’s a mom and she’s got it all figured out.
She’s a mom and looks like a kitten. Suann for life.
She’s smart, has a kitten face, and is a mom. Suann extraordinaire.
She’s a genius, a mom, and looks like a kitten. Suann level 100.
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A Suann is a super cool mom who’s also a genius. She looks like a kitten and people think she’s magical.
She’s a mom, a genius, and looks like a kitten. Suann heaven.
People think she’s magical. She’s a Suann.
She’s a Suann and no one can prove otherwise.
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