A Suicide Mission

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You go to the store and fill your cup with every soda flavor they have. No diet stuff. It's like a soda explosion in your mouth. You also make a Suicide Sundae with everything you have in your freezer. It's like a food fight in a bowl.
I filled my cup with every soda flavor. I didn’t even care if I died from sugar shock.
My Suicide Sundae had ice cream, nuts, syrup, and a whole can of candy. It was like a dessert apocalypse.
I tried the Rainbow Suicide and it tasted like a snow cone from hell.
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You do something that’s guaranteed to fail, but you do it because you have to. It's like when your teacher makes you clean the entire school by yourself. Also, when you die in a video game so your team can win. British people love this.
I had to do the presentation in front of the whole class. It was a suicide mission because I had no idea what I was talking about.
I died in the game so my friends could win. It was a suicide mission, and I didn’t even get a medal.
My teacher told me to clean the school. That was a suicide mission, and I almost cried.
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The end of Mass Effect 2. You get to see the Collector Base, and it’s like the worst ending ever. It's the part where everything goes to hell and you’re stuck with a bunch of alien robots.
I watched the Collector Base ending and I cried. It was the worst ending ever.
The Collector Base was like the end of the world. I didn’t want to play the next game.
When I saw the Collector Base, I knew I was never going to be happy again.
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A stupid thing Donald Trump said about North Korea. He said something like 'they’re going to be so messed up, they’ll be like a big mess.' It was so dumb, it was like a middle schooler’s rant.
Trump said North Korea was going to be 'a big mess.' It was like he was talking to a kid.
I heard Trump say something about North Korea that was so dumb, I almost died laughing.
Trump’s statement about North Korea was like the worst homework ever. It was a suicide mission for my brain.
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