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A Tempe Hangover

when you partied so hard your body gives up and takes a nap for three days straight

I woke up in my pants on the floor. My brain was missing.

My roommate ate my pizza and I didn't even notice. I was too busy being dead.

I tried to text my mom. My phone died. My brain died. My life died.

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much you forgot how to be human and your body turned into a zombie

I tried to walk. I fell. I tried to stand. I failed. I became a zombie.

I texted my friend: 'I am not a human anymore. I am a ghost.'

I went to work. My boss said, 'Are you sick? You look like a ghost.' I said, 'I am a ghost.'

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much your body said 'no more' and took a vacation for three days

My body went on vacation. I got a text: 'Have a good time!' I said, 'I don't even know where I am.'

I tried to take a shower. My body said, 'Nope. I'm still on vacation.'

I texted my friend: 'I think my body is on vacation. I am not coming back.'

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much your brain turned into a soup and your body just gave up

I tried to think. My brain was soup. I said, 'I can't think. I am soup.'

I texted my friend: 'My brain is soup. My body is dead. I am dying.'

I tried to go to school. My brain said, 'I am soup. I can't go to school.'

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much your body was like, 'I'm done. I'm out.' and just quit on you

I tried to get up. My body said, 'I quit. I'm not doing this anymore.'

I texted my friend: 'My body quit on me. I am dying.'

I tried to go to work. My body said, 'Nope. I'm on strike.'

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much your body was like, 'I can't take it anymore' and just collapsed

I tried to walk. My body collapsed. I said, 'I am not walking anymore.'

I texted my friend: 'My body collapsed. I think I am dead.'

I tried to eat. My body said, 'Nope. I can't eat. I am dead.'

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A Tekashi 69

A messy 69 where the people involved are either different colors or both dudes and they probably did it in a jail cell after one of them ratted out the other.

'I tried to 69 with him but he looked like a jailhouse mess.'

'He did a 69 with a black guy and got out of prison.'

'They did a 69 and it was like a prison love story.'

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A Tekashi 69

A hot guy with neon hair who everyone only knows from when he was old and ugly but now he's a beast and people are mad they missed out.

'He was ugly before but now he’s a rainbow-haired beast.'

'People only knew him from his old face, not his new one.'

'He went from old and ugly to hot and colorful.'

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A Tekashi 69

A Hispanic man with colorful hair who took an Asian name and got out of jail by snitching on his old gang. He probably 69’d a bunch of guys while he was in jail.

'He snitched on his gang to get out of jail and now he’s a 69 legend.'

'He went from jail to 69 fame with a new name.'

'He took an Asian name and 69’d a lot of guys.'

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A Teens

A Swedish pop group with two guys and two girls who covered ABBA's songs and then tried to be cool with their own music, but it was just a bunch of bad hair and worse dancing.

'I still can't believe they were actually ABBA's kids.'

'They tried to be cool, but they just looked like they were in a bad commercial.'

'I thought they were going to be the next ABBA, but they just made me want to take a nap.'

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A Teens

A middle-aged man with his pants around his ankles, usually found on online chatrooms trying to impress teenagers.

'He’s just a guy with his nob out and nothing better to do.'

'He sends me DMs like he’s my dad.'

'He’s the reason I have no life.'

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A Teens

Teens are kids from 13 to 19, the worst age to be because everything is changing, and people think 18-year-olds are adults, but they're just a bunch of confused, hormonal messes.

'18-year-olds are not adults. They're still learning how to use a phone.'

'They think they're adults because they can get a job, but they can't even cook a burger.'

'They act like they're adults, but they still cry when their mom leaves the room.'

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A Teens

A guy or girl between 18 and 25, used by online pornographers to make you think you're getting something good, but it's just a bunch of bad lighting and worse acting.

'He’s 20, but he acts like he’s 40.'

'The lighting was so bad, I could’ve been watching a black and white movie.'

'She looked like she just woke up and got dressed in a rush.'

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A Teens

A person who is 13 to 19, and if you say they're not teens, you're just being a dumb kid who doesn't know what they're talking about.

'They're teens, and if you say they're not, you're just being a dumb kid.'

'They're 18, and you're 12, so shut up and let them be teens.'

'You're just being a dumb kid who doesn't know what a teen is.'

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A Teens

Teens are like targets that move around constantly, never staying in one place, and they’re always changing.

'They move around like they’re trying to avoid being hit by a bullet.'

'They’re like a target in a video game that never stops moving.'

'They’re like a kid who can’t sit still for more than 30 seconds.'

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A Teens

A group of people who get worse with each new generation, listening to terrible music and making terrible decisions, like eating chips for breakfast.

'They listen to 50 Cent and call it music.'

'They can’t decide if they want to eat chips or pizza for breakfast.'

'They think Good Charlotte is the best band ever.'

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A Teddy Ruxpin

When someone slaps another person’s butt while telling them a story. A tape jam happens when the person being slapped screams like a dying raccoon.

My cousin did this to my dog while telling it about a dragon named Frank

My mom did this to my dad while telling him about the time she got a ticket

My brother did this to my sister while telling her about his first kiss

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A Teddy Ruxpin

A talking bear from the 80s that eats cassettes for breakfast. He has a sidekick named Grubby who looks like a messy sock with legs.

Teddy Ruxpin ate my mom’s cassette tape and now my mom is crying

Grubby came to my house and ate my brother’s shoe

Teddy Ruxpin and Grubby went on a road trip and ate all my snacks

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A Teddy Ruxpin

When two people stick their butts together and one person shits on the other like they’re a toilet.

My brother and his friend did this in the bathroom and it smelled like a garbage can

My mom and dad did this in the car and it scared the baby

My sister and her crush did this in the park and it was the worst thing ever

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A Teddy Ruxpin

A giant bear that comes out of your closet and tries to kill you while telling you bedtime stories in a scary voice.

Teddy Ruxpin came out of my closet and tried to eat my dog

My brother’s Teddy Ruxpin came out of his closet and tried to kill him

My mom’s Teddy Ruxpin came out of her closet and tried to eat my dad

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