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A Swedish pop group with two guys and two girls who covered ABBA's songs and then tried to be cool with their own music, but it was just a bunch of bad hair and worse dancing.
'I still can't believe they were actually ABBA's kids.'
'They tried to be cool, but they just looked like they were in a bad commercial.'
'I thought they were going to be the next ABBA, but they just made me want to take a nap.'
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A middle-aged man with his pants around his ankles, usually found on online chatrooms trying to impress teenagers.
'He’s just a guy with his nob out and nothing better to do.'
'He sends me DMs like he’s my dad.'
'He’s the reason I have no life.'
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Teens are kids from 13 to 19, the worst age to be because everything is changing, and people think 18-year-olds are adults, but they're just a bunch of confused, hormonal messes.
'18-year-olds are not adults. They're still learning how to use a phone.'
'They think they're adults because they can get a job, but they can't even cook a burger.'
'They act like they're adults, but they still cry when their mom leaves the room.'
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A guy or girl between 18 and 25, used by online pornographers to make you think you're getting something good, but it's just a bunch of bad lighting and worse acting.
'He’s 20, but he acts like he’s 40.'
'The lighting was so bad, I could’ve been watching a black and white movie.'
'She looked like she just woke up and got dressed in a rush.'
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A person who is 13 to 19, and if you say they're not teens, you're just being a dumb kid who doesn't know what they're talking about.
'They're teens, and if you say they're not, you're just being a dumb kid.'
'They're 18, and you're 12, so shut up and let them be teens.'
'You're just being a dumb kid who doesn't know what a teen is.'
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Teens are like targets that move around constantly, never staying in one place, and they’re always changing.
'They move around like they’re trying to avoid being hit by a bullet.'
'They’re like a target in a video game that never stops moving.'
'They’re like a kid who can’t sit still for more than 30 seconds.'
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A group of people who get worse with each new generation, listening to terrible music and making terrible decisions, like eating chips for breakfast.
'They listen to 50 Cent and call it music.'
'They can’t decide if they want to eat chips or pizza for breakfast.'
'They think Good Charlotte is the best band ever.'
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