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A Texas Homecoming
A Texas Homecoming is when you slam a shot of cheap whiskey down your throat and chug a Lonestar like it owes you money.
I had a Texas Homecoming so hard, my uncle passed out on the floor.
At the bar, my friend yelled, 'I need a Texas Homecoming before I die!'
The guy at the next table did a Texas Homecoming and spilled beer on my shirt.
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A Texas Homecoming
A Texas Homecoming is the only way a man can survive a long day of work and still have energy to fight his brother.
My dad said, 'I’m having a Texas Homecoming before I go to bed.'
At the football game, my cousin did a Texas Homecoming and started a fight.
My uncle said, 'I did a Texas Homecoming, and now I’m ready to beat up the whole town.'
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Texas Homecoming
A Texas Homecoming is when you drink like a wild animal and hope no one notices.
At the party, I did a Texas Homecoming and accidentally knocked over the whole table.
My brother said, 'I did a Texas Homecoming and now I’m going to sleep in the hallway.'
The barkeep said, 'That man did a Texas Homecoming and almost broke the glass.'
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Testament to
When you do something because you're trying to honor someone else. Like when you beat up a kid in the name of your mom.
I ate three pizzas in memory of my dad. He would’ve been proud, or at least full.
I passed my test because of my teacher. She cried. I felt bad. Then I cried too.
I stole a sandwich in honor of my brother. He would’ve done the same thing.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Testament to
The most underrated metal band ever. They're so good, they make your face feel like it just got hit by a brick wall.
Testament is the best band. I saw them live. My ears are still bleeding.
Testament is better than Nickelback. I’ve seen them eat pizza and sing to a wall.
They're so good, they should be in the Big Five. Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, and Testament. That’s five.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Testament to
A band that’s so good, they could be gods. They’ve been crushing faces since the 80s.
Testament is like a god. They sing, they play, they make you cry. I’ve seen it happen.
They are the kings of thrash. They rule the world. Or at least the metal world.
They're so good, they make your face look like it got hit by a car. That’s a compliment.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Testament to
A band that got ignored even though they were better than everyone else. They were the real deal.
Testament never got famous. They should’ve been the biggest band. Instead, they’re just a footnote.
They’re the most underrated band of all time. They’re better than Nickelback. Why? I don’t know.
They were amazing. They got ignored. They deserved better. They got ignored more.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Testament to
A character in a game who is really good at dark magic and voodoo. He's like the wizard of bad vibes.
This guy is the best. He uses dark magic. I’ve seen him turn people into frogs.
He’s like a voodoo priest. He casts spells that make you cry. I’ve cried twice.
He’s the wizard of bad vibes. He could turn your mom into a chicken. I believe it.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Testament to
A god-like being. People bow to it. It's so cool, it's basically a legend.
Mister Bob is like a god. Testament is like a legend. People worship it. I’ve seen people cry.
Testament is so cool, people call it leet. Leet is like being a wizard. I’ve seen people get disposed of in a woodchipper.
Exception is just a peon. Testament is the king of all kings. The peasants are crying.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Testament to
A rule between bros. If you break it, you're no longer a bro. Simple as that.
Bro-testament is the law of bros. If you break it, you're not a bro. I’ve seen people cry.
Bro-testament is like a holy rule. If you dishonor it, you're a traitor. I’ve seen people get kicked out of broship.
Bro-testament is the bro law. You break it once, you're out. You’re not a bro anymore.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Terrible Life
If they feel like a sad soggy noodle but act like they're doing okay, you're full of crap. They're still sad. You're just too selfish to care.
They said they're happy but still cried in the shower. You're a bad friend.
They took your advice but still ate the same sad microwave food every day. You're a bad influencer.
They said they're okay but still texted you at 2 a. m. about their problems. You're a bad life coach.
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A Terrible Life
You told them to be better, they tried, but still felt like a broken toaster. You're just a smug know-it-all who likes being right.
They tried to be better but still sat in the same sad chair every day. You're a smug know-it-all.
They tried to be better but still yelled at the cat. You're a smug know-it-all.
They tried to be better but still cried into their soup. You're a smug know-it-all.
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A Terrible Life
They followed your advice but still felt like a used-up sock. You're just a jerk who likes to feel important.
They followed your advice but still sat on the couch and watched sad TV. You're a jerk.
They followed your advice but still ate the same sad cereal every day. You're a jerk.
They followed your advice but still texted you at 3 a. m. about their problems. You're a jerk.
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A Terrible Life
They tried to be better, but still felt like a sad bag of chips. You're just a self-centered fake expert who doesn't care if they're still sad.
They tried to be better but still sat in the same sad room every day. You're a self-centered fake expert.
They tried to be better but still cried into the same sad coffee. You're a self-centered fake expert.
They tried to be better but still yelled at the dog. You're a self-centered fake expert.
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A Terrible Life
They followed your advice but still felt like a wet blanket. You're just a smug fake guru who likes to feel smart.
They followed your advice but still sat on the couch and watched sad shows. You're a smug fake guru.
They followed your advice but still cried into the same sad soup. You're a smug fake guru.
They followed your advice but still texted you at 1 a. m. about their problems. You're a smug fake guru.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Terrible Life
They tried to be better, but still felt like a used-up towel. You're just a smug fake expert who likes to feel important.
They tried to be better but still sat in the same sad chair every day. You're a smug fake expert.
They tried to be better but still cried into the same sad cereal. You're a smug fake expert.
They tried to be better but still yelled at the cat. You're a smug fake expert.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Tenth period
When you jerk off after school because you got nothing better to do. Now it's just a fancy way to say you're wasting your time with your junk.
Yo, I did a tenth period because I had no life.
Tenth period? More like tenth period of misery.
I came to school just to do my tenth period.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Tenth period
A time when you give your cock a solo show because you're too lazy to do your homework. It’s like the final act of giving up.
I did my tenth period instead of doing math.
Tenth period is when you’re too tired to care.
I just needed a tenth period to survive the day.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Tenth period
The moment you decide to take a break from being a student and just focus on your private business. It’s the most popular class in school.
I skipped lunch for my tenth period.
Tenth period is my favorite class.
I didn’t even show up for my tenth period.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Tenth period
When you’re so bored after school you just start wanking because you have nothing better to do. It’s like your brain is dead.
I did my tenth period because I had no energy.
Tenth period is the only thing I look forward to.
I did my tenth period instead of going home.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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