A Texas Homecoming - A Texas Homecoming is when you drink like a wild animal and

A Texas Homecoming is when you drink like a wild animal and hope no one notices.

At the party, I did a Texas Homecoming and accidentally knocked over the whole table.

My brother said, 'I did a Texas Homecoming and now I’m going to sleep in the hallway.'

The barkeep said, 'That man did a Texas Homecoming and almost broke the glass.'