A Texas Homecoming

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A Texas Homecoming is when you slam a shot of cheap whiskey down your throat and chug a Lonestar like it owes you money.

I had a Texas Homecoming so hard, my uncle passed out on the floor.

At the bar, my friend yelled, 'I need a Texas Homecoming before I die!'

The guy at the next table did a Texas Homecoming and spilled beer on my shirt.

A Texas Homecoming is the only way a man can survive a long day of work and still have energy to fight his brother.

My dad said, 'I’m having a Texas Homecoming before I go to bed.'

At the football game, my cousin did a Texas Homecoming and started a fight.

My uncle said, 'I did a Texas Homecoming, and now I’m ready to beat up the whole town.'

A Texas Homecoming is when you drink like a wild animal and hope no one notices.

At the party, I did a Texas Homecoming and accidentally knocked over the whole table.

My brother said, 'I did a Texas Homecoming and now I’m going to sleep in the hallway.'

The barkeep said, 'That man did a Texas Homecoming and almost broke the glass.'