A Terrible Life
They followed your advice but still felt like a wet blanket. You're just a smug fake guru who likes to feel smart.
They followed your advice but still sat on the couch and watched sad shows. You're a smug fake guru.
They followed your advice but still cried into the same sad soup. You're a smug fake guru.
They followed your advice but still texted you at 1 a. m. about their problems. You're a smug fake guru.