A Terrible Life

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If they feel like a sad soggy noodle but act like they're doing okay, you're full of crap. They're still sad. You're just too selfish to care.

They said they're happy but still cried in the shower. You're a bad friend.

They took your advice but still ate the same sad microwave food every day. You're a bad influencer.

They said they're okay but still texted you at 2 a. m. about their problems. You're a bad life coach.

You told them to be better, they tried, but still felt like a broken toaster. You're just a smug know-it-all who likes being right.

They tried to be better but still sat in the same sad chair every day. You're a smug know-it-all.

They tried to be better but still yelled at the cat. You're a smug know-it-all.

They tried to be better but still cried into their soup. You're a smug know-it-all.

They followed your advice but still felt like a used-up sock. You're just a jerk who likes to feel important.

They followed your advice but still sat on the couch and watched sad TV. You're a jerk.

They followed your advice but still ate the same sad cereal every day. You're a jerk.

They followed your advice but still texted you at 3 a. m. about their problems. You're a jerk.

They tried to be better, but still felt like a sad bag of chips. You're just a self-centered fake expert who doesn't care if they're still sad.

They tried to be better but still sat in the same sad room every day. You're a self-centered fake expert.

They tried to be better but still cried into the same sad coffee. You're a self-centered fake expert.

They tried to be better but still yelled at the dog. You're a self-centered fake expert.

They followed your advice but still felt like a wet blanket. You're just a smug fake guru who likes to feel smart.

They followed your advice but still sat on the couch and watched sad shows. You're a smug fake guru.

They followed your advice but still cried into the same sad soup. You're a smug fake guru.

They followed your advice but still texted you at 1 a. m. about their problems. You're a smug fake guru.

They tried to be better, but still felt like a used-up towel. You're just a smug fake expert who likes to feel important.

They tried to be better but still sat in the same sad chair every day. You're a smug fake expert.

They tried to be better but still cried into the same sad cereal. You're a smug fake expert.

They tried to be better but still yelled at the cat. You're a smug fake expert.