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A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A thank you that says you’re so bad at life, you should go fuck yourself and then thank you again for being so annoying.

I just got a thank you from my boss that said I should go fuck myself. Thanks, boss, I’ll take that as a compliment.

My mom said, 'Thank you for making my life hell. Go fuck yourself and come back when you’re ready to be useful.'

My friend thanked me for being the worst. I said, 'Thanks, I’ll go fuck myself and maybe I’ll be better next time.'

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A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A thank you so mean, it’s like someone just told you to go fuck yourself and then said thanks for being a pain in the ass.

My teacher said, 'Thank you for being the worst student ever. Go fuck yourself and don’t come back until you’ve learned how to read.'

My dad said, 'Thanks for making me lose my patience. Go fuck yourself and maybe next time you’ll be less of a disaster.'

My coworker thanked me for being the worst. I said, 'Thanks, I’ll go fuck myself and maybe I’ll be less of a disaster next time.'

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A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A thank you that’s so rude, it’s like someone just told you to go fuck yourself and then thanked you for being a total mess.

My sister said, 'Thank you for being the worst. Go fuck yourself and don’t come back until you’ve learned how to be nice.'

My boss said, 'Thanks for being the worst employee. Go fuck yourself and come back when you’ve learned how to do your job.'

My friend said, 'Thank you for being the worst. I’ll go fuck myself and maybe I’ll be better next time.'

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A Thandi

A Thandi is a guy who thinks he can pull off a wank in the middle of his day like it's no big deal, but when he's supposed to be with his friends, he'll drag things out until people are ready to punch him.

Thandi: 'I'll be there in 10 minutes.' (He shows up 3 hours later.)

Thandi: 'I'm just gonna take a quick leak.' (He's still there at midnight.)

Thandi: 'I'll be there in 10 minutes.' (He shows up 3 hours later.)

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A Thandi

Thandi is the niece of the Gods, and if she wasn't on Earth, the Angels would’ve thrown a hissy fit. Every time her birthday rolls around, people who actually matter stop being sad and start being happy.

'Thandi's birthday is here!' 'Oh no, I'm gonna be happy again.'

At the party, Thandi walks in and everyone forgets their problems.

Thandi walks in, and the whole room goes from sad to sassy.

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A Thandi

Thandi is a short, cute, and smart girl with a mouth like a sailor and a heart like a disco ball. She'll make your day or ruin it depending on how much she likes you.

'Thandi, why are you mad at me?' 'Because you said I looked like a hot dog.'

Thandi walks in, and suddenly everyone is laughing and dancing.

Thandi: 'I will beat you in this game.' (She does.)

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A Thandi

Thandi is a magical person who turns sadness into happiness. Just being near her makes your problems go away. She’s like a mood booster with a side of sass.

'I'm so sad today.' Thandi walks in, and suddenly I feel like I could conquer the world.

Thandi walks by, and I forget all my problems.

I was about to cry, and Thandi said, 'Don’t be a baby.' I stopped crying.

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A Thandi

Thandi is an awesome bitch who will make you fall for her, break your heart, and leave you feeling like you were cheated on by a pizza.

Thandi dumps me, and I feel like my soul is missing.

She loves me for a while, then she leaves me for someone else.

Thandi loves me for a while, then she leaves me for someone else.

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A Thandi

Thandi is a cute and smart girl who's got friends, likes Justin Bieber, and will make you jealous if you don’t have her as your best friend.

'Why are you jealous?' 'Because Thandi is my best friend, and she’s perfect.'

Thandi is cute, smart, and has a million friends.

Thandi is my best friend, and I’m not even mad that she loves Justin Bieber more than me.

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A Textful

Instead of yelling at someone in person, you send them a text so you can be passive-aggressive and not actually have to face them.

OMG, you told my best friend I was a total loser? That’s the worst thing ever.

I’m so mad I didn’t even text you back. I just texted my mom instead.

You said I was fat? I’m texting you right now, and I’m not even mad yet.

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A Textful

A thing that lets kids chat with multiple people at once, like they’re doing something important instead of just being on their phone.

Hey, my 8 friends are all texting me at the same time, and I’m choosing to ignore my math test.

I’m in the middle of a math test, and I’m still texting my friend because I’m too lazy to actually do anything.

I was texting my friend during math, and now I have to take the test. Good luck to me.

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A Textful

When kids type messages instead of calling someone, and they send messages like they’re telling the world instead of just talking to someone.

OMG, did you see her butt? It was huge!

WTF? James just broke up with Dani? Why would he do that?!

I’m texting my friend while driving, and I don’t even care if I crash.

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A Textful

Your phone is like your life support. You can’t live without it. Your friends can’t stand it, but they can’t stop you from doing it.

I was playing basketball, and I got a text. I stopped playing to text my girlfriend.

I had the ball and was about to make the shot, but I texted my friend instead.

I got a text, and I dropped the ball. That was my team's loss.

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A Textful

Texting is stupid, and it makes you bad at spelling, bad at talking, and it gets you into car crashes. It’s a total disaster.

I texted my friend during class, and now I can’t spell anything.

I was texting while driving, and I crashed into a tree.

I texted my friend during lunch, and now I can’t talk properly.

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A Textful

Texting is like a new kind of drug. Everyone is hooked on it, and it’s as addictive as Myspace or sex. It’s just a bunch of random letters.

Hey, I just texted my friend. I don’t even know what I said.

I texted my friend 10 times in a row because I was bored.

I texted my friend 100 times just to say hello.

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A Text File

A text file is like a piece of paper but for brainless people who can't remember anything. It's just words and stuff, no pictures no fancy stuff. Most of them are . txt files, which is like the loser version of a document.

My mom sent me a . txt file with just 'Remember to feed the cat' in it. I threw it in the trash.

I tried to write a novel in a text file. It had 27 typos and my brain exploded.

My teacher made us write essays in text files. I wrote 'I hate life' and got a D.

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A Text File

A text file is when you file your nails with your texting hand so you can type faster and make fewer mistakes. It’s basically your fingers doing their own thing while your brain tries to keep up.

I filed my nails before texting my crush. He said I was ‘typing like a boss.’ I said ‘I’m typing like a boss with a nail file.’

I filed my nails so I could text my ex. I sent 12 messages and he blocked me.

My mom filed my nails so I could text my friends. I sent 1000 messages and my phone died.

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A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

The textbook’s worst senses are a Hispanic, they make you want to scream and throw your pencil at them.

The textbook’s worst sense was a Hispanic who kept making spelling mistakes like a drunk toddler.

My teacher said the textbook’s worst sense was a Hispanic who messed up every math problem.

The textbook’s worst sense was a Hispanic who wrote ‘I like tacos’ instead of ‘I like math’.

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A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

A Hispanic is the textbook’s worst sense, they’re like a broken calculator in a math test.

The textbook’s worst sense was a Hispanic who added 2 + 2 and got 5, because they’re lazy.

My textbook’s worst sense was a Hispanic who wrote ‘chips’ instead of ‘chips’, but spelled it wrong.

The textbook’s worst sense was a Hispanic who forgot how to multiply and started crying.

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A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

The textbook’s worst sense is a Hispanic, they’re like a bad punchline you never wanted to hear.

The textbook’s worst sense was a Hispanic who wrote ‘I love tacos’ in every history question.

My textbook’s worst sense was a Hispanic who spelled ‘America’ like a confused toddler.

The textbook’s worst sense was a Hispanic who answered every question with ‘I don’t know’, even when they did.

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