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A Thomas
A danish word for your best friend cheating on your crush while you’re doing a number two in the bathroom like a total loser.
My bestie bangs my crush while I’m pooping. Classic A Thomas.
I was in the bathroom, and my friend was out there doing his thing. A Thomas, baby.
I got called out for being a total A Thomas. I was like, 'I didn’t even know that was a thing.'
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thomas
A stupid idiot who can’t get more than three kills in Apex and thinks his ult is just for show. He plays like a dummy and doesn’t know he’s the worst hitbox in the game.
He got three kills and acted like he was a pro. Classic A Thomas.
He used his ult like it was a goddamn miracle. A Thomas.
He got ganked by a no-name player. A Thomas, I tell you.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thomas
If your name is Thomas, you’re doomed to be called 'Thomas the Train' by everyone. It’s annoying as hell and makes you want to punch a kid.
My teacher called me 'Thomas the Train.' I nearly lost it.
I got called 'Thomas the Train' at lunch. I wanted to die.
My friend called me 'Thomas the Train.' I told him I’d kill him.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thomas
Thomas is quiet at first but is the loudest, funniest, and most annoying person once you get to know him. He’s fast, smart, and eats dessert like it’s his job.
He’s quiet at first, but once he starts talking, you can’t shut him up.
He eats dessert every day like it’s a religion.
He’s fast enough to outrun a cop. A Thomas.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thomas
Knowing everything but forgetting it all at the same time. Like you’re a genius but your brain is on vacation.
I knew the answer but forgot it in the same second. A Thomas.
He knew the test but forgot it all at once. Classic A Thomas.
I remembered everything but forgot it all. A Thomas.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thomas
It’s me. I’m Thomas. I’m the one who’s always the last to do things.
I’m Thomas. I’m the one who puts things off till the last second.
I’m Thomas. I always say I’ll do it tomorrow.
I’m Thomas. I’m the reason the group project is late.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thomas
Putting things off so hard it’s like you’re fighting a war against time.
I put it off so hard, I forgot I had to do it.
I was procrastinating so hard, I missed my own life.
I put it off till the day before it was due. Classic A Thomas.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Third-Word Country
a country where the rich are broke and your zoom call sounds like a drunk parrot speaking in riddles
My uncle said, 'I got a new car.' I asked, 'What color?' He said, 'The one that screams at me.'
During the meeting, my boss said, 'We need to crush the competition.' I thought he meant a literal crush.
My cousin's zoom call had a cat, a dog, and a parrot all talking at once.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Third-Word Country
a place where the wealthy are poor and you can't understand half your zoom call because everyone's too high
My aunt said, 'I'm going to retire.' I said, 'When?' She said, 'When I can stop working.'
During the meeting, my boss said, 'We need to boost sales.' I thought he meant he wanted to sell me.
My cousin's zoom call had a goat eating his laptop.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Third-Word Country
a country where the rich are broke and your zoom call is like a bad horror movie with no subtitles
My uncle said, 'I bought a house.' I said, 'Where?' He said, 'In the middle of nowhere.'
During the meeting, my boss said, 'We need to conquer the market.' I thought he meant he wanted to punch it.
My cousin's zoom call had a raccoon wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing of the Past
Something we all wish this stupid virus would turn into.
This virus better be a thing of the past by next year or I’m done.
If this thing doesn’t die, I swear I’ll start a cult for the virus.
I’m praying this is a thing of the past, not a thing of the present.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing of the Past
The only thing we all want this virus to become.
This virus is the worst. I just want it to be a thing of the past.
If this thing doesn’t go away, I’m gonna scream.
This virus is like a bad ex. We all wish it was a thing of the past.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing of the Past
What we all wish this dumb virus would be.
This virus is the worst thing ever. I want it to be a thing of the past.
I’m tired of this virus. It’s time for it to be a thing of the past.
If this virus doesn’t die, I’m gonna take it out on my pet.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing
A thing is when two people are secretly banging each other but they don't want to be called a couple. They just say they have a thing. It's like dating, but without the drama and the actual effort.
My mom and the mailman have a thing. They both know it. I just know they're not getting married.
My brother and his teacher have a thing. He still gets in trouble for it.
My friend and the school janitor have a thing. They don't even hide it anymore.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing
A thing is a weird trend no one understands but suddenly everyone is into it. It becomes real when Wikipedia makes a page about it, like it's important.
That 'vibe' thing was a thing for like a week. Then it got a Wikipedia page.
The 'yeet' thing was just a stupid word, but now it's a thing.
The 'stan' thing is a thing now. I don't even know what it means.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing
A thing is a video game series where a guy named 154 fights robots, monsters, and other weird bio-weapons. It's terrible but people still play it because it's so bad it's good.
I played Thing Thing 3 for an hour and still didn't understand what the point was.
My cousin tried to beat Thing Thing 4 and got stuck in a biowaste chamber forever.
My brother's favorite thing is beating up Zeus with a shotgun in a car.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing
A thing is when you do something embarrassing, weird, or just plain stupid and you don't want to explain it. It's like a secret you keep to yourself.
I did a thing with my math teacher during lunch. I still don't know what it was.
My sister did a thing with the school principal. He didn't fire her, so it was worth it.
My friend did a thing with the bus driver. Now he knows my name.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing
A thing is when you can't remember the name of something and you just say 'a thing' instead. It's lazy, but it works.
I saw a thing that looked like a dog but it was a cat. It was confusing.
My brother tried to name his thing. He failed.
I saw a thing in the hallway. I didn't know what it was.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing
A thing is a video game series about a guy named 154 who fights robots and other weird stuff. It's like Madness, but it's not as good. It's also way more complicated.
Thing Thing is like Madness, but with more explosions and less sense.
I tried to beat Thing Thing 4 and failed because of a gas that took my healing power.
Thing Thing 3 had a dragon that was 25 feet tall and it kicked my ass.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
A Thing
A thing is when you're so confused or annoyed that you just say 'a thing' to describe it. It's like giving up and saying it doesn't matter.
This test is a thing. I don't know what it is.
That idea was a thing. It made no sense.
My teacher said my homework was a thing. I don't know what that means.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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