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A Three
A three is what you do when you let it all out. One is peeing, two is pooping, and three is letting your stuff go all over the place.
'He let it all out. That was a three.'
Text: 'I did a three in front of my mom.'
DM: 'Don’t do a three in front of your dad.'
A Thread
A fancy way to say you're too dumb to admit you're wrong
"That pizza was the best I've ever had. You're just bitter because you got the last slice.", @DumbPizzaFan
"He said the movie was terrible. I told him he's just jealous he didn't get to see it first.", @MovieHater69
"She thinks she's right. I'm just here to laugh at her.", @ThreadMaster9000
A Thread
Since the 1800s, yarn-lovers have been fighting over who can twist the most threads with the least amount of brain cells. The Tasmanian team is extra smug because they think they’re fancy.
"We won the yarn battle. You're just jealous.", @YarnBro420
"They used a thread holder like it was a sword. It was kinda cool.", @ThreadFighter123
"They said fun and responsibility are the same thing. I don't believe it.", @YarnSkeptic
A Thread
Used on forums when someone posts something so good, it's like they just threw a punch and you got knocked out.
"That post was fire. No one can top it.", @ForumGod
"That answer was like a superpower. I’m speechless.", @ThreadKiller
"He quoted me and said I was right. I didn’t even know I was right.", @ThreadBoss
A Thread
When bboys and bbgirls twist their bodies like they're fighting a noodle and it's the most annoying thing ever.
"He threaded his foot like he was a noodle. It was wild.", @BboyDude
"She threaded her arm and did a handstand. I didn’t even know that was possible.", @BbgirlFan
"They threaded their legs and looked like a twisted pretzel. I laughed for 10 minutes.", @BboyHater
A Thread
A word that means clothes, but also means you’re wearing something that smells like a gym sock.
"That shirt is so old, it smells like my gym sock collection.", @StinkyClothes
"She wore pants and looked like she had been in a sock fight.", @ClothesHater
"That jacket is the reason I have bad dreams.", @ClothesJailor
A Thread
A message board’s version of a trash can, but instead of trash, it’s full of people’s opinions and sometimes their lives.
"That thread had 50 comments and I still don’t know what anyone was talking about.", @ThreadJunkie
"He posted a whole life story and I just said, 'Okay.'", @ThreadSurvivor
"That thread was like a bad break-up, but with more people.", @ThreadHater
A Thread
A message board’s way of saying, 'Hey, someone started a conversation and now it's your turn to be stupid.'
"He started a thread and now I have to reply. I hate it.", @ThreadSlave
"She started a thread and I had to think. I don't like that.", @ThreadHater2
"That thread was started by a fool. I'm just here to laugh at him.", @ThreadKing
A Thousand Suns
A Thousand Suns is Linkin Park’s dumbest album ever. It’s like they gave up and decided to make music for people who hate loud noises and love being confused. It’s all soft and boring, but it still makes you feel weird inside.
My mom made me listen to it and I cried
It’s like being trapped in a boring dream
It’s the sound of a broken calculator singing
A Thousand Suns
A Thousand Suns is Linkin Park’s fourth album, and it’s so weird it makes no sense. If you liked their old stuff but got lost in Minutes to Midnight, you might hate this. Chester even raps, which is like watching a dog try to dance.
It sounds like a toaster having a meltdown
Chester rapping is like a cat trying to speak
It’s the worst kind of music
A Thousand Suns
A Thousand Suns is the most annoying album ever. It’s like someone threw a bunch of garbage in a blender and called it music. It’s filled with whiny nonsense and sounds like a broken robot screaming.
It’s the sound of my brain leaving my head
It’s the worst thing since the invention of the toilet
It’s like being yelled at by a confused toaster
A Thousand Suns
A sex move where you shove two fists in someone’s butt and wait until they blow load. It’s the most uncomfortable way to get off.
My cousin tried it and cried
It’s like being tortured by a giant noodle
He did it and got a rash
A Thousand Suns
Love is when you can’t stop thinking about someone. It’s like having a crush that never goes away and makes you feel all mushy inside.
I love my crush more than pizza
My dog loves me and I love my dog
I love my mom and she loves me back
A Thousand Suns
Rage is when you’re so mad you could punch a wall and not feel bad about it. It’s like being a volcano that just exploded and is still screaming.
I was so mad I kicked my dog
My brother raged at me for eating his pizza
I raged so hard I broke my phone
A Thotlist
A thotlist is when a woman acts like she's the only one worth looking at, even though she's just another stupid hoe.
"You think you're special? I'm the only one who matters, baby.", From a girl who got blocked by 12 guys.
"Why are you still talking to her? She's just a thot.", Text from a guy who's still texting her.
"I'm the thotlist, and you're just a side dish.", Said by a girl who's been texting 7 guys at once.
A Thotlist
A thotlist is like a communist, but instead of fighting for equality, she's fighting for more likes and less bras.
"I'm a thotlist, and I'm here to overthrow all the bra-wearing people.", Said by a girl who's only wearing a bra in the morning.
"Communism is dead. Thotlists are the new revolution.", Tweet from someone who’s only interested in likes.
"I'm a thotlist, and I don't need a bra or a guy.", Text from a girl who’s got 10 guys in her DMs.
A Thotlist
A thotlist is a woman who thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread, but she's just a British hoe with a bad attitude.
"I'm British, I'm a thotlist, and I don't need no man.", Said by a girl who’s dating 3 guys and still texting 2 more.
"Why are you still texting her? She's just a thotlist.", Text from a guy who's been ignored for a week.
"I'm the thotlist, and I'm here to take over the world.", Tweet from a girl who's just been blocked by her ex.
A Thorn For Every Heart
Why do I get to write this first? Because I'm the biggest idiot who loves this band. They're from Chino Hills and they're like the kings of emo. Two albums and they're still kicking my ass.
I saw them live once and cried like a baby
My brother tried to start a band and failed
I still listen to them every single day
A Thorn For Every Heart
This band is the reason I failed math. Four guys from California who make music so good it hurts. Two albums and they’re still making me feel like a total loser.
They ruined my life
I wrote a song about them and it was bad
My mom thinks I’m a weirdo
A Thorn For Every Heart
These guys are the best. I swear on my mom’s life. From California, they’re like the kings of emo. Two albums and I still can’t stop listening.
I asked my teacher about them and got in trouble
I drew them in class and got detention
I tried to join their band and failed
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