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A fancy way to say you're too dumb to admit you're wrong
"That pizza was the best I've ever had. You're just bitter because you got the last slice.", @DumbPizzaFan
"He said the movie was terrible. I told him he's just jealous he didn't get to see it first.", @MovieHater69
"She thinks she's right. I'm just here to laugh at her.", @ThreadMaster9000
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Since the 1800s, yarn-lovers have been fighting over who can twist the most threads with the least amount of brain cells. The Tasmanian team is extra smug because they think they’re fancy.
"We won the yarn battle. You're just jealous.", @YarnBro420
"They used a thread holder like it was a sword. It was kinda cool.", @ThreadFighter123
"They said fun and responsibility are the same thing. I don't believe it.", @YarnSkeptic
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Used on forums when someone posts something so good, it's like they just threw a punch and you got knocked out.
"That post was fire. No one can top it.", @ForumGod
"That answer was like a superpower. I’m speechless.", @ThreadKiller
"He quoted me and said I was right. I didn’t even know I was right.", @ThreadBoss
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When bboys and bbgirls twist their bodies like they're fighting a noodle and it's the most annoying thing ever.
"He threaded his foot like he was a noodle. It was wild.", @BboyDude
"She threaded her arm and did a handstand. I didn’t even know that was possible.", @BbgirlFan
"They threaded their legs and looked like a twisted pretzel. I laughed for 10 minutes.", @BboyHater
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A word that means clothes, but also means you’re wearing something that smells like a gym sock.
"That shirt is so old, it smells like my gym sock collection.", @StinkyClothes
"She wore pants and looked like she had been in a sock fight.", @ClothesHater
"That jacket is the reason I have bad dreams.", @ClothesJailor
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A message board’s version of a trash can, but instead of trash, it’s full of people’s opinions and sometimes their lives.
"That thread had 50 comments and I still don’t know what anyone was talking about.", @ThreadJunkie
"He posted a whole life story and I just said, 'Okay.'", @ThreadSurvivor
"That thread was like a bad break-up, but with more people.", @ThreadHater
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A message board’s way of saying, 'Hey, someone started a conversation and now it's your turn to be stupid.'
"He started a thread and now I have to reply. I hate it.", @ThreadSlave
"She started a thread and I had to think. I don't like that.", @ThreadHater2
"That thread was started by a fool. I'm just here to laugh at him.", @ThreadKing
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