Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Call someone a three when they think they're hot stuff but are just average at best. They're like a lukewarm cup of coffee on a cold morning.

You: 'Why does he think he's so cool?' Me: 'He's a three.'

DM: 'He asked me out, and I said no. He's a three.'

Text: 'He said he's going to be a star. He's a three.'

2

A three is when a deaf girl plays her favorite game and signs the number three three times. It’s like she’s screaming in sign language.

'She signed three three times. I knew she was happy.'

Text from her: 'I won the game. I signed three three times.'

DM: 'She signed three three times. I cried.'

3

A three is that trio of friends who gossip about everyone they see. They're like the trash talkers of the school.

'Abbie, Kassidy, and Colton were talking about you again.'

Text: 'They said you're ugly. They're a three.'

DM: 'Don’t talk to them. They’re a three.'

4

A three is when you're trying to count and it's just a little more than you can handle. It's like when your mom says, 'Just one more.'

'I tried to count them, but they were a three.'

Text: 'I tried to count my problems. They were a three.'

DM: 'They said they had a three.'

5

A three is a shot from way back in basketball that's worth three points. It's like throwing a dart from the other side of the room.

'He made a three. I was impressed.'

Text: 'He shot a three. I was shocked.'

DM: 'He made a three. I said, 'He's got talent.'

6

A three means the Illuminati are involved. It's like saying your mom is in a secret club and she's the leader.

'He’s a three. That means the Illuminati are watching him.'

Text: 'She’s a three. That means the Illuminati are behind her.'

DM: 'He’s a three. That means the Illuminati are after him.'

7

A three is what you do when you let it all out. One is peeing, two is pooping, and three is letting your stuff go all over the place.

'He let it all out. That was a three.'

Text: 'I did a three in front of my mom.'

DM: 'Don’t do a three in front of your dad.'