A Text File

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A text file is like a piece of paper but for brainless people who can't remember anything. It's just words and stuff, no pictures no fancy stuff. Most of them are . txt files, which is like the loser version of a document.

My mom sent me a . txt file with just 'Remember to feed the cat' in it. I threw it in the trash.

I tried to write a novel in a text file. It had 27 typos and my brain exploded.

My teacher made us write essays in text files. I wrote 'I hate life' and got a D.

by Slangipedia 20d ago

A text file is when you file your nails with your texting hand so you can type faster and make fewer mistakes. It’s basically your fingers doing their own thing while your brain tries to keep up.

I filed my nails before texting my crush. He said I was ‘typing like a boss.’ I said ‘I’m typing like a boss with a nail file.’

I filed my nails so I could text my ex. I sent 12 messages and he blocked me.

My mom filed my nails so I could text my friends. I sent 1000 messages and my phone died.

by Slangipedia 20d ago