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When you do something because you're trying to honor someone else. Like when you beat up a kid in the name of your mom.

I ate three pizzas in memory of my dad. He would’ve been proud, or at least full.

I passed my test because of my teacher. She cried. I felt bad. Then I cried too.

I stole a sandwich in honor of my brother. He would’ve done the same thing.

The most underrated metal band ever. They're so good, they make your face feel like it just got hit by a brick wall.

Testament is the best band. I saw them live. My ears are still bleeding.

Testament is better than Nickelback. I’ve seen them eat pizza and sing to a wall.

They're so good, they should be in the Big Five. Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, and Testament. That’s five.

A band that’s so good, they could be gods. They’ve been crushing faces since the 80s.

Testament is like a god. They sing, they play, they make you cry. I’ve seen it happen.

They are the kings of thrash. They rule the world. Or at least the metal world.

They're so good, they make your face look like it got hit by a car. That’s a compliment.

A band that got ignored even though they were better than everyone else. They were the real deal.

Testament never got famous. They should’ve been the biggest band. Instead, they’re just a footnote.

They’re the most underrated band of all time. They’re better than Nickelback. Why? I don’t know.

They were amazing. They got ignored. They deserved better. They got ignored more.

A character in a game who is really good at dark magic and voodoo. He's like the wizard of bad vibes.

This guy is the best. He uses dark magic. I’ve seen him turn people into frogs.

He’s like a voodoo priest. He casts spells that make you cry. I’ve cried twice.

He’s the wizard of bad vibes. He could turn your mom into a chicken. I believe it.

A god-like being. People bow to it. It's so cool, it's basically a legend.

Mister Bob is like a god. Testament is like a legend. People worship it. I’ve seen people cry.

Testament is so cool, people call it leet. Leet is like being a wizard. I’ve seen people get disposed of in a woodchipper.

Exception is just a peon. Testament is the king of all kings. The peasants are crying.

A rule between bros. If you break it, you're no longer a bro. Simple as that.

Bro-testament is the law of bros. If you break it, you're not a bro. I’ve seen people cry.

Bro-testament is like a holy rule. If you dishonor it, you're a traitor. I’ve seen people get kicked out of broship.

Bro-testament is the bro law. You break it once, you're out. You’re not a bro anymore.