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A Turner
A Turner is a guy who would fight pirates with a sword just to prove he’s not a total dork, and he’s also got pirate blood in him.
He practices with a sword every day like it’s his job, and it’s not even his job.
He’s got pirate blood and a sword, and he fights like he’s in a video game.
He’s the kind of guy who would duel a pirate just to look cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turkish shower
When you stink so bad you think taking a shower with old perfume is the same as cleaning yourself. It’s like wearing a stink bomb that’s also a perfume ad.
My uncle took a Turkish shower and smelled like a dead goat in a perfume store.
She walked in and smelled like a gym sock that was left in a perfume aisle.
He tried to impress his date with a Turkish shower and ended up making her run for the door.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turkish shower
Putting on so much cologne you think you’re fancy, but you’re just hiding the fact that you haven’t bathed since the last century.
He sprayed cologne like it was a fire extinguisher and still smelled like a garbage can.
She walked in and smelled like a man’s cologne aisle exploded.
He used so much cologne, the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turkish shower
Having sex in a place that looks like a muddy river from ancient times, but you’re too busy being a beast to notice the dirt.
They had sex in a waterfall and came out looking like they rolled in mud and a river.
He was too busy being a beast to notice the smell of ancient poop.
They had sex in a waterfall and ended up smelling like a swamp.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turk
A Turk is someone who jerks off to pictures of new HP laptops while using a USB cord to choke themselves to death. They only do this while watching baseball reruns on TV.
My cousin is a Turk. He got a USB cord stuck in his throat last night.
I saw my uncle Turk watching a baseball game and crying because he missed the World Series.
My neighbor Turk got fired because he was caught jerking off in the office.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turk
A Turk is a guy from a country that let women choose their husbands before any European countries in 1934. Also, they can only have one wife. That’s the worst rule ever.
My aunt got married to a Turk and said he only had one wife. I asked why, and he said, ‘It’s the law.’
My cousin got engaged to a Turk and now he’s mad because he can’t marry another woman.
My uncle said he would never be a Turk because he wants to marry three women.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turk
A Turk is the cheapest way to win in Age of Empires II. They have this crazy powerful unit called the Janissary. If you get 15 of them in a row, you might as well just give up.
I beat my brother in Age of Empires because I used Janissaries. He cried.
My friend Turk used 15 Janissaries and crushed my Onagers like they were nothing.
I got obliterated by a row of Janissaries. I swear they had a secret weapon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turk
A Turk is a person from a country that’s in Asia and Europe. They aren’t related to Arabs. People think they are because of Islam, but they are super secular and not like the Arabs.
My teacher said I was a Turk and not an Arab. I asked why, and she said, ‘You don’t even like meatballs.’
My cousin Turk got into a fight with an Arab because he said they weren’t related.
My friend Turk told me Arabs were annoying and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turk
To be a Turk is to get your butt completely smashed. It’s like getting hit by a truck while wearing a helmet.
My brother got Turk’d by his friend and now he can’t sit down.
I Turk’d my cousin and he’s been crying ever since.
My friend said I Turk’d him so hard he got a nosebleed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turk
A Turk is someone who has Mongolian roots, speaks Turkish, and lives in countries like Turkey, Kazakhstan, or Azerbaijan. People often think they’re Arab because they look like it, but they’re not.
My friend Turk got mistaken for an Arab at the airport and got yelled at by a security guard.
I told my cousin he was a Turk, not an Arab, and he got mad.
My teacher said I was a Turk and not an Arab because I didn’t like pasta.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turk
A Turk is a robot from the 1700s that played chess. But it wasn’t really a robot. A human was inside it, moving the pieces. People believed it was magic for 80 years.
I told my friend Turk was a robot and he said, ‘I don’t believe it.’
My cousin Turk got beat by a robot and cried.
I saw the Mechanical Turk and I was like, ‘That’s fake.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turge
A guy who thinks he’s the smartest person in the room and won’t shut up about stupid stuff.
My cousin is a Turg. He talks about video games for 3 hours and still doesn’t know how to beat the final boss.
My teacher is a Turg. She explains math like it’s the last question on the test and no one gets it.
My dog is a Turg. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to take over the world.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turge
Turg is the reason you’re still up at 2 a. m. talking about nothing.
My friend said, ‘Turg is love,’ and now we’re all stuck in a group chat arguing about it.
My mom said, ‘Turg is life,’ and now I have to listen to her talk about it for 2 hours.
My brother said, ‘Turg is life,’ and now I want to die.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turge
Turg is the sound of your brain short-circuiting from too much nonsense.
My neighbor yells ‘Turg Turg Turg’ every time he sees me. I think he’s trying to kill me.
My friend texted me 100 times with ‘Turg Turg Turg’ and now I hate him.
My cat meows ‘Turg Turg Turg’ when it’s hungry. That’s the worst.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turge
Turg is a god who is happy just to be there, even if he’s always last.
Turg in Mario Kart is like my little brother. He always comes last, but he still smiles like he won.
Turg is the only god I believe in. He’s got a smile and a happy face.
Turg is just a guy who wants to be cheered for, even if he’s last.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turge
Turg is the sound of your brain exploding from too much Turg.
My friend sent me a message that was just ‘Turg Turg Turg’ and I’m still confused.
My brother started a TikTok with just ‘Turg Turg Turg’ and now it has 10 likes.
My dog barked ‘Turg Turg Turg’ and now I think he’s trying to take over the world.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turge
Turg is the reason you’re still happy even if your life is a mess.
Turg is like my best friend. He’s always happy, even if he’s stuck in traffic.
Turg is like my mom. She’s always happy and makes me smile even when I’m mad.
Turg is the reason I’m still alive. He keeps me happy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turge
Turf is smart, Turg is good, and you should just shut up and take it.
My teacher said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I have to listen to that for the rest of the year.
My friend said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I’m confused.
My dog said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I think he’s trying to take over the world.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Tully
A Tully is when you zip up too quick and a tiny splash of pee flies up and hits your tongue like it’s trying to insult you.
My bro zipped up so fast he got a Tully in his mouth. He was crying.
I got a Tully and it tasted like regret.
My dad got a Tully and it landed in his coffee. Now it’s a Tully-ffee.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Tully
A Tully is when something is so good it makes you feel like you just woke up from a dream, or when you’re so wasted you’re doing cartwheels in the kitchen.
That pizza was a Tully. I felt like I was on fire.
My friend got so drunk he did a Tully and tried to speak in tongues.
That movie was a Tully. I laughed so hard I got a Tully.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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