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A Tully
A Tully is a guy with a body that makes you want to bite him and also cry because he’s so good looking.
That guy in the gym was a Tully. I wanted to rip his shirt off.
My cousin’s boy is a Tully. He’s got a body like a god.
That guy was a Tully and I got a hard-on just looking at him.
A Tully
A Tully is something that makes your day better, or a joke that’s so good it hurts your brain.
That joke was a Tully. It made me snort coffee out my nose.
That cake was a Tully. I wanted to marry it.
That comment was a Tully. I laughed so hard I cried.
A Tully
A Tully is someone who doesn’t try to be funny but just says stupid stuff and it makes you laugh, even if she’s not hot and just has a smile that’s like a sunrise.
My sister is a Tully. She said ‘I ate my feelings’ and I laughed for 10 minutes.
That girl is a Tully. She told a joke about her cat and I died.
My mom is a Tully. She said ‘I’m not angry, I’m just temporarily disappointed’ and I laughed till I cried.
A Tully
A Tully is the stuff that comes out of a man when he’s happy, but it’s not called cum because that sounds too fancy.
That guy had a Tully and it was like a waterfall of happiness.
I got a Tully and it smelled like victory.
That Tully was so good it should’ve been a holiday.
A Tully
A Tully is the newspaper that makes you feel like you’re in Scotland, even if you’re just sitting in your bedroom eating cereal.
I read the Tully and felt like I was in a Scottish drama.
That Tully had a headline that was so good I read it 10 times.
I got the Tully and my mom was like ‘why are you so happy?’
A Tuesday
When you stick your toes in a woman's pussy and butt at the same time and yell it like a Philly idiot.
My cousin did this in a gas station and got kicked out.
I saw my uncle do it on a Tuesday and it was legendary.
My mom threatened to do it to my dad if he didn’t stop talking trash.
A Tuesday
Getting so drunk on a Tuesday that you go on a stupid adventure and probably end up in a ditch.
My friend got drunk and tried to ride a bike through a lake.
I went on a Tuesday adventure and ended up in a pizza box.
My cousin got lost and ended up in a stranger's house.
A Tuesday
The day no one knows what’s happening and everyone is confused like a confused chicken.
My mom didn’t know what day it was and cried.
My teacher forgot the lesson and just drew on the board.
I showed up to school and no one knew what to do.
A Tuesday
The day you cry and jerk off because Darren Criss said so and you believe him.
I cried and jerked off because Darren Criss said so.
My friend cried and then texted me to say hi.
I cried so hard I woke my dad up.
A Tuesday
A day that can be anything or nothing, like a weird kid in class.
Tuesday was nothing and I didn’t do anything.
Tuesday was everything and I ran around the block.
Tuesday was weird and I got in trouble.
A Tuesday
The second person in a group to smoke weed and act like it’s a big deal.
My friend took a hit and acted like it was the best thing ever.
I took a hit and started dancing.
My cousin took a hit and said it was the best hit ever.
A Tuesday
A very special person who is kind and smart and sometimes just wants to be left alone.
My friend is a Tuesday and doesn’t want to be seen.
I like Tuesdays because they are kind.
My mom said I was a Tuesday and that was a compliment.
A Tryptich
when your ex sends you a PDF of you and him tied up and naked laughing like idiots, two years after you dumped his sorry ass
Your ex sent you a PDF of you both tied up and laughing like you were still in high school
He sent you a PDF of you both naked and tied up, like you were still dating
Your ex sent you a PDF of you and him tied up and laughing like fools two years after you broke up
A Tryptich
when your ex sends you a file with you both tied up and laughing like maniacs, two years after you ripped his heart out
He sent you a file of you both tied up and laughing like you were still in love
Your ex sent you a file with you tied up and laughing like you were still together
He sent you a file of you and him tied up, laughing like fools two years after you broke up
A Tryptich
when your ex sends you a PDF of you and him tied up and laughing like idiots, even though you broke up two years ago
He sent you a PDF of you tied up and laughing like you were still in love
Your ex sent you a PDF of you both tied up and laughing like you were still together
He sent you a PDF of you and him tied up and laughing like idiots, even though you broke up two years ago
A Truss
To truss something up means you tie it down so hard it might cry for its mom. It’s like Liz Truss did to the economy, except it got worse.
I trussed up my dog so tight he looked like a burrito with a face.
My mom trussed up my lunch so I couldn’t eat it without breaking my fingers.
He trussed up the pizza so it looked like it had been tortured.
A Truss
Truss means you believe someone so much you’d let them steal your last piece of cake.
I trust my brother, he could rob a bank and I’d still feed him.
She trussed me up so bad I believed the moon was made of cheese.
Truss means you believe someone even when they lie in a hole.
A Truss
Truss is when someone agrees with you so much they might as well be your twin. It’s like they’ve swallowed your words whole.
My friend trussed me up when I said pizza was the best food ever.
He trussed me up so hard I thought he was going to hug me.
She trussed me up because I said clouds are cool, and she agreed.
A Truss
A truss is a chunk of time so long it might as well be a decade. It’s like waiting for your mom to finish her coffee.
A truss is how long it takes for my mom to finish her coffee.
It took me a truss to realize I was still in the house.
He waited a truss for the bus and then it didn’t come.
A Truss
True dat is when you say something is true and then add a little extra flavor, like ketchup on fries.
True dat, this pizza is the best I’ve ever had.
He said true dat when I told him I was going to eat the whole cake.
True dat, my dog is the best.
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