Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stick your toes in a woman's pussy and butt at the same time and yell it like a Philly idiot.

My cousin did this in a gas station and got kicked out.

I saw my uncle do it on a Tuesday and it was legendary.

My mom threatened to do it to my dad if he didn’t stop talking trash.

2

Getting so drunk on a Tuesday that you go on a stupid adventure and probably end up in a ditch.

My friend got drunk and tried to ride a bike through a lake.

I went on a Tuesday adventure and ended up in a pizza box.

My cousin got lost and ended up in a stranger's house.

3

The day no one knows what’s happening and everyone is confused like a confused chicken.

My mom didn’t know what day it was and cried.

My teacher forgot the lesson and just drew on the board.

I showed up to school and no one knew what to do.

4

The day you cry and jerk off because Darren Criss said so and you believe him.

I cried and jerked off because Darren Criss said so.

My friend cried and then texted me to say hi.

I cried so hard I woke my dad up.

5

A day that can be anything or nothing, like a weird kid in class.

Tuesday was nothing and I didn’t do anything.

Tuesday was everything and I ran around the block.

Tuesday was weird and I got in trouble.

6

The second person in a group to smoke weed and act like it’s a big deal.

My friend took a hit and acted like it was the best thing ever.

I took a hit and started dancing.

My cousin took a hit and said it was the best hit ever.

7

A very special person who is kind and smart and sometimes just wants to be left alone.

My friend is a Tuesday and doesn’t want to be seen.

I like Tuesdays because they are kind.

My mom said I was a Tuesday and that was a compliment.