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A Twisted Christmas
A Christmas album that's like your uncle getting drunk and trying to sing carols while also yelling at the Christmas tree.
I tried to make my little brother listen to it, and now he thinks Santa is a monster
My neighbor played it too loud and I had to call the police
I got this album and my mom gave me a failing grade for being too loud
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Twisted Christmas
A Christmas album that turns all your favorite songs into something your gym teacher would play during punishment time.
I made my friend listen to it and now he hates Christmas and also me
I played it at my grandma’s house and she threatened to kick me out
This album is the reason I failed my music class
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Twisted Christmas
A Christmas album that’s like your dad’s karaoke night, but with more swearing and fewer actual songs.
I made my brother listen to it and now he thinks Christmas is a bad joke
My teacher made me sing it in front of the class
This album is the reason I failed my English class
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Twisted Christmas
A Christmas album that turns your favorite holiday songs into something your dog would bark at if it were a metal band.
I played it in my bedroom and now my dog hates me
My little sister cried when she heard it
I got this album and my mom gave me a time-out
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Twicer
A Twicer is when someone lets out a fart so hard it sounds like a trumpet and then poops their pants at the same time. It’s like a fart and a shart having a baby.
My uncle did a Twicer during a Zoom call and I had to leave the room.
She Twiced in the middle of a speech and the whole room was silent for 10 seconds.
He Twiced during a karaoke night and the mic picked it up loud and clear.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Twicer
A Twicer is like when your butt decides to explode and it takes your pants with it. It’s a fart so loud it makes your pants poop.
My dog Twiced on the carpet and I had to vacuum the whole room.
He Twiced during a math test and the teacher gave him a detention.
She Twiced in the elevator and everyone ran out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Twicer
A Twicer is when you try to be cool by letting out a big fart, but then your pants become a second toilet. It’s like your butt went full-on rebellion.
He Twiced during a meeting and the boss got so mad he yelled at the whole team.
I Twiced in the middle of a video game and lost the level.
She Twiced in the bus and everyone stared at her like she was a monster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Tutere
A Tutere is a total noob who plays WoW and instead of saying kek says kik. They’re so bad they should be thrown out of the game and into a lake of shame.
My friend is a Tutere. He said kik when he died. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
That Tutere tried to log in and got kicked out. He screamed like a girl.
I saw a Tutere crying in the corner. He didn’t know what a spell was.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Tutere
A Tutere is when you’re so brain dead you can’t spell Tutoring right. You write it like you’re spelling it with a broken keyboard.
My Tutere spelled Tutoring as Tutering. I think he’s dyslexic and also high.
He tried to write Tutoring but wrote Tutoreing. I facepalmed so hard my hand got numb.
My mom is a Tutere. She spelled Tutoring as Tutoring. I told her she’s a failure.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Tutere
A Tutere is short for computer. It’s used by people who can’t even turn on a computer without crying.
He said Tutere instead of computer. I asked him what that meant. He said he didn’t know.
My Tutere can’t even open a browser. He cried like a baby.
That Tutere tried to use the computer. He spilled soda on it and it died.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Tutere
A Tutere is a geek who plays with himself while watching hentai and likes to blow things up. He’s the worst kind of geek.
He was a Tutere. He watched hentai and exploded a whole room. It was like a movie.
That Tutere blew up his mom’s phone. He said it was a ‘test’.
He was a Tutere. He played with himself and set the house on fire. The fire department came.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Twerk of Skanks
A bunch of loud, sweaty, barely dressed hussies who think they're the center of the universe.
My cousin’s twerk of skanks party was louder than a fire alarm and twice as annoying.
I saw one at the mall wearing less clothes than a hot dog.
They’re the reason I don’t go to club nights anymore.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Twerk of Skanks
A group of girls who think they’re famous just because they know how to shake their butts.
My sister’s twerk of skanks friends think they’re hotter than Taylor Swift.
They showed up to my birthday in just socks and a bra.
One of them tried to dance on my head at the party.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Twerk of Skanks
A pack of loud, obnoxious girls who think they’re the most popular people on the planet.
My mom’s twerk of skanks friends showed up to my soccer game in just neon leggings.
They think they’re better than Beyoncé just because they know how to shake.
One of them tried to make me her boyfriend just because I smiled at her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turner
A Turner is when Alex Turner writes lyrics so weird they make your brain hurt. It's like he’s trying to make you cry with a metaphor that doesn’t make sense.
I heard a Turnerism and it sounded like my math teacher explained algebra in a dream.
My friend said it was like listening to a goat whisper secrets to a toaster.
I tried to understand it and now I’m stuck in a loop of confusion.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turner
A Turner is a perfect man who looks like he stepped out of a fairy tale, but with a sword and a bucket of pig sweat.
He looks like a prince who also fights pirates and smells like a farm.
He’s got the face of a god and the body of a pirate who doesn’t know what a gym is.
He’s the kind of guy who would duel a dragon just to impress a girl.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turner
A Turner is a guy who says things like ‘keep a weather eye on the horizon’, which is just a fancy way of telling you to stop being a dork.
He told me to watch the horizon like it was the most important thing ever.
He said that line like he was the king of the sea and I was just a wet sock.
He makes me feel like I should be sailing with him instead of sitting in class.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turner
A Turner is a person who is so good at being nice you wonder why they don’t just take over the world.
He’s like the human version of a hug that lasts forever.
He can make a sad person happy with a single joke and a cup of tea.
He’s the kind of person who would save you from a bear just to be polite.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turner
A Turner is someone who hates the sun so much they would rather play video games than go outside, even if the game is about being a pirate.
He turned on the lights just to avoid the sun, like it was a monster.
He plays video games like they’re a religion, and the sun is the devil.
He would rather watch soap operas than go outside, even if the sun is trying to kill him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Turner
A Turner is a person who is so nice, so funny, and so good at making you feel better that you might just fall in love with them.
He made me laugh so hard I cried, and I wasn’t even sad.
He’s the kind of person who would give you a cookie just to make you feel better.
He’s like a magical person who shows up when you’re feeling down.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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