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Having a secret love affair while your significant other is clueless and probably eating a taco at the mall.

He's cheating on me with my best friend. I know it, and I'm going to tell him he's a two-timing fraud!

She had an affair with my uncle and didn't even tell me. That's the worst two-timing I've ever seen!

He had a secret affair with my mom. That's the most two-timing thing I've ever heard of.

Going to one party, then leaving halfway to go to another one because you're too selfish to stay and have fun with your friends.

I was at the party, but I had to leave halfway to go to the other one. I'm the worst friend ever!

She left the birthday party to go to the concert. I'm surprised she didn't leave to go to the movie too.

He left the cookout to go to the football game. He's a two-timing party animal.

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A Two Time

Bringing two people to the prom like you're the king of the school and the whole world revolves around you.

He brought two girls to prom. I'm not surprised. He's the most two-timing kid in school.

She brought two guys to prom. She must be the most popular person in the school.

He brought his best friend and his crush to prom. He's the most two-timing person in the world.

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A Two Time

When you throw a punch or say 'fuck you up' five times in a row because you're angry and have no idea how to control your emotions.

He said 'fuck you up' five times. I'm going to beat him up for being so two-timing.

She told him to 'fuck you up' five times. He's going to die from all the abuse.

He did 'fuck you up' five times. He's the most two-timing person I've ever seen.

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A Two Time

Telling someone they're doing a good job and telling them to keep doing what they're doing because you're proud of them.

You're doing a good job, keep doing what you're doing. I'm proud of you!

You're doing a good job, keep doing what you're doing. I'm going to tell everyone you're the best.

You're doing a good job, keep doing what you're doing. I'm going to beat up anyone who says otherwise.

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A Two Time

Looking at a cop so many times that you're probably going to get pulled over just to see if they notice you.

I looked at that cop ten times. I'm going to get pulled over just to see if he notices me.

She looked at the cop so many times, he stopped her just to see what she was doing.

He looked at that cop so many times, he got pulled over just to see what was going on.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Ty Norman

A Ty Norman is when a good Mormon boy tells his parents a big fat lie so he can sneak out and kiss a hot girl before he turns 16.

My mom thinks I'm at church, but I'm at the mall with my crush.

I told my dad I was helping with the dishes, but I was at the park with my girlfriend.

I said I was going to the library, but I was at the movies with my date.

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A Ty Norman

A Ty Norman is when a holy Mormon boy cheats on his parents just to go on a date with a hot girl and then kisses her like it’s his last day on Earth.

I told my mom I was doing homework, but I was with my crush at the mall.

My dad thinks I’m at practice, but I’m at the coffee shop with my girlfriend.

I said I was going to church, but I was with my date at the park.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Ty Norman

A Ty Norman is when a good Mormon boy tells his parents a huge lie so he can go on a date with a hot girl and then kisses her like he’s going to die.

I told my parents I was at church, but I was with my crush at the movies.

My mom thinks I’m studying, but I’m with my girlfriend at the mall.

I said I was going to the library, but I was at the park with my date.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Twizted Gamer

A Twizted Gamer is a gamer who loves getting killed in the most embarrassing ways possible.

I died to a goblin with a stick. I had 99% health.

I fell into a pit while fighting a dragon. I had 1 health.

I got killed by a baby zombie. I had 50% health.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Twizted Gamer

A Twizted Gamer is someone who plays games just to watch other people suffer.

I watched my friend get crushed by a boulder. It was glorious.

I let my cousin fight a boss alone. He died 10 times.

I made my brother fight a boss with 1 sword. He had 3.

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A Twizted Gamer

A Twizted Gamer is a person who thinks dying 100 times is a normal day.

I died 27 times today. It was just Tuesday.

I got killed by a spider. 27 times.

I had 10 lives and I used them all on a boss.

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A Twizted Gamer

A Twizted Gamer is a person who laughs when others cry over game deaths.

My friend cried when he died to a fireball. I laughed.

I watched my cousin scream when he got crushed. I died laughing.

I made my brother scream when he got killed by a lava pit.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Twizted Gamer

A Twizted Gamer is someone who thinks dying in a game is the same as dying in real life.

I cried when I died to a wolf. It felt real.

I screamed when I got killed by a boss. It was like I was in a fight.

I cried when I got crushed by a boulder. It felt like I was in a car crash.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Twizted Gamer

A Twizted Gamer is a person who plays games just to make other people mad.

I let my friend fight a boss alone. He died 10 times.

I made my brother fight a boss with 1 sword. He had 3.

I watched my cousin get crushed by a boulder. He screamed.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Twisted Illusion

A fake person who thinks they're real. They used to be someone, but now they're just a ghost in your head with no personality and a bad attitude.

'I swear I saw my ex at the mall, but that was just a twisted illusion.'

'He talks to himself like he's in a mental institution.'

'She's not dead, she's just a twisted illusion living in my brain.'

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A Twisted Illusion

A messed-up version of someone who forgot their own name. They live in your head and make you feel like you're going crazy.

'I heard my twisted illusion screaming in my ear at 3 a. m.'

'He’s been living in my head for years and still doesn’t know who he is.'

'She’s the reason I don’t know if I’m coming or going.'

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A Twisted Illusion

A half-dead person who forgot they were ever alive. They stick around just to annoy you and make your life a living hell.

'My twisted illusion came to my job and yelled at my boss.'

'She’s the reason I got fired, and I still don’t know why.'

'He showed up at my mom’s house and said I was a disappointment.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Twisted Christmas

A Christmas album by Twisted Sister from 2006 that's like a metal version of a Christmas party, but with way more swearing and fewer actual presents.

My mom forced me to listen to this album instead of watching Santa’s revenge on YouTube

I tried to sing along and my voice sounded like a broken chainsaw

This album is the reason I hate Christmas and also why I love it

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Twisted Christmas

A Christmas album that turns all your favorite carols into metal riffs, and also turns your brain into a blender full of bad decisions.

I played this album during my cousin's birthday party and now he thinks Christmas is a curse

My dog ran away when he heard 'We're Not Gonna Take It' turned into a Christmas song

My math teacher made us listen to it instead of doing homework

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