A Ty Norman

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A Ty Norman is when a good Mormon boy tells his parents a big fat lie so he can sneak out and kiss a hot girl before he turns 16.
My mom thinks I'm at church, but I'm at the mall with my crush.
I told my dad I was helping with the dishes, but I was at the park with my girlfriend.
I said I was going to the library, but I was at the movies with my date.
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A Ty Norman is when a holy Mormon boy cheats on his parents just to go on a date with a hot girl and then kisses her like it’s his last day on Earth.
I told my mom I was doing homework, but I was with my crush at the mall.
My dad thinks I’m at practice, but I’m at the coffee shop with my girlfriend.
I said I was going to church, but I was with my date at the park.
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A Ty Norman is when a good Mormon boy tells his parents a huge lie so he can go on a date with a hot girl and then kisses her like he’s going to die.
I told my parents I was at church, but I was with my crush at the movies.
My mom thinks I’m studying, but I’m with my girlfriend at the mall.
I said I was going to the library, but I was at the park with my date.
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