A Tyson
When you cum like a dog wearing boxing gloves.
I did a tyson in the bathroom during math class.
He did a tyson in front of his mom and it was legendary.
I did a tyson in the grocery store and got kicked out.
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A Tyson
When one person hits someone with a punch in the face and runs away like they stole the last chicken nugget.
He did a tyson on my face and ran like he was being chased by a dog.
She did a tyson on my brother and he cried like a baby.
He did a tyson on the teacher and got suspended.
A Tyson
The most attractive, charming, and smooth person who could make you cum just by winking.
Tyson walked in and I immediately had a boner.
I tried to flirt with Tyson and he made me look like a fool.
He smiled at me and I got a hard-on in class.
A Tyson
The most hot guy who is a total sweetheart and always gives you the best vibes.
Tyson is the only guy who would text me back during lunch.
He always helps me with my homework like a god.
He brought me snacks and I cried like a baby.
A Tyson
The most delicious chicken nuggets you could ever eat.
Tyson chicken nuggets are my favorite food ever.
I eat Tyson chicken nuggets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I would die for Tyson chicken nuggets.
A Tyson
The most attractive manwhore who is a total legend and has the best vibes.
Tyson is the only manwhore who would flirt with me during class.
He is a legend and I would follow him anywhere.
He is the best manwhore I have ever seen.
A Tyson
The most athletic guy who is a total god but will ghost you for weeks.
Tyson ghosted me for three weeks and I was mad.
He is the best athlete in school but he ignores me.
He is a god but he left me on read for a month.
A Tysh
A Tysh is the stupid ship name for Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun from Twenty One Pilots. People call it Joshler because it’s even dumber than it sounds.
@TyshIsTheBest Why is this a thing? Are we all just pretending to be cool?
Joshler is like a bad TikTok trend that won’t die.
I ship them because I have no life.
A Tysh
A Tysh is a god-given disaster that walks the Earth. They bring chaos, confusion, and the urge to yell at strangers. They’re basically the reason your life went to hell.
My life is a mess because of this Tysh.
Tysh gave me faith and then broke it.
They’re the reason I believe the world will end in 2025.
A Tysh
A Tysh is a creepy, cave-dwelling creature that shows up in forums and rants about the Green Party like it’s the end of the world. They’re loud, they’re dumb, and they think they’re cool.
This Tysh just screamed about the Green Party in my DMs.
At the political event, a Tysh yelled at me for not voting Green.
My kid thinks the world is ending because of a Tysh.
A Tyler Durden
When a story finally tells you that two people are really the same guy or one guy is just making it up, like a lying bastard.
'Wait, you're telling me the guy who started the fight club was also the guy who got kicked out of his apartment? No way!'
I knew the whole time it was the same dude. Why did it take so long to say it?
That twist was so stupid, I wanted to punch the screen.
A Tyler Durden
The king of all kings. The god of all gods. The man who could beat up your dad and your uncle and your cousin and your neighbor. Everyone wants to be him. Everyone wants to sleep with him.
'Tyler Durden is the reason I quit my job. I just wanted to be him.'
If Tyler Durden had a twin, I’d marry him.
He's the guy who would beat you up for not knowing the difference between a god and a man.
A Tyler Durden
The part of you that you hate, the part that you blame on a guy named Tyler Durden, like he’s some kind of idiot who came out of your brain.
'I hate my anger. I blame it on Tyler Durden. He’s the idiot who started the fight club.'
My laziness is Tyler Durden. He’s the reason I skipped work.
I blame my bad decisions on Tyler Durden. He’s the worst.
A Tyler Durden
The guy stuck next to you on the plane, so close you think he’s part of your body, like he's trying to steal your oxygen and your life.
'That guy is my Tyler Durden. I swear he’s trying to take over my body.'
I don’t know how I survived the flight. That guy was my nightmare.
I thought I was going to die on that plane. That guy was my enemy.
A Tyler Durden
A guy or girl who likes to hit you as hard as they can. They don’t care if you’re crying or broken. They just want to make you feel bad.
'She wanted to hit me so hard, I thought I was going to die.'
That guy hit me so hard, I had a bruise the size of a pizza.
He just wanted to beat me up for no reason. That’s what Tyler Durden taught him.
A Tyler Durden
To steal a drink from a bar, like a thief, and hide it in your clothes or your pocket. You’re sneaky, and you don’t want anyone to know.
'I stole a beer and hid it in my pants. I was so sneaky.'
He took a shot of whiskey and hid it in his shirt. He looked like a fool.
She stole a drink and hid it in her bag. I didn’t even notice.
A Tyler Durden
A guy who has two different brains, like he’s half one person and half another. He can be crazy, lazy, angry, and smart all at the same time.
'He has two different brains. One is a genius, the other is a fool.'
She has two brains. One is smart, the other is loud.
He has two sides. One is calm, the other is a monster.
A Tylir
A black-ass motherfucker who’s always ready to get it on, has a dick so big it could choke a horse, and can ball like he’s been doing it for 50 years.
You think you're DTF? Wait till you see Tylir at 2 AM with a chicken sandwich in one hand and a phone in the other.
He posted a selfie with his dick in a pool. It was a full on underwater battle.
He told me he can ball so hard he could punch through the Earth.
A Tylir
When you’re too lazy to sleep and spend the whole night building a castle in Minecraft, just like that stupid piece of trash Tylir.
Tylir stayed up till 4 AM building a Minecraft castle. He didn’t even notice his mom screaming at him.
He texted me at 3 AM saying ‘I just defeated the Ender Dragon. You’re gonna die soon.’
He built a whole city in Minecraft and called it ‘Tylir’s Legacy’.
A Two Time
When someone tries to juggle two relationships at the same time and lies like a fat kid on a donut diet. They usually blame you for the mess and act like they're the victim.
Hey, you're still with that girl? You're also with the one from the gym? What's the deal? You're a lying sack of potatoes!
He says he's with me, but he's also with the barista. He's a two-timing loser!
She had the guts to tell me he's with three people. I'm going to beat him up and then tell her she's a two-timing witch.