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A Vaggar
Following someone like they're your long lost love and making up crazy excuses.
He's been texting me every day just to say he saw me at the grocery store.
She's been checking my TikTok for 2 months and still thinks I'm single.
He's been sitting behind me in science class for 4 weeks and still thinks I'm cute.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Vaggar
Spying on someone like it's your full-time job and you're not even ashamed of it.
She's been messaging me every day just to say she saw me at the coffee shop.
He's been following me on Instagram for 3 weeks and still doesn't know my name.
She's been sitting behind me in English class for 2 weeks and still thinks I'm hot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Vaggar
Being a complete creep and making up stupid reasons to keep doing it.
He's been texting me every day just to say he saw me at the library.
She's been checking my TikTok for a month and still thinks I'm single.
He's been sitting behind me in history class for 3 weeks and still thinks I'm cute.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Utah Tingle
When someone sucks your meat while chugging soda like it's the last day on Earth and they're dying of thirst.
I gave my ex a Utah Tingle while drinking soda like it was my last meal.
My friend did a Utah Tingle and spilled soda on my shirt. It was glorious.
He gave me a Utah Tingle and I nearly choked on soda and my own pride.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Utah Tingle
Blowing a load while drinking soda so hard you might explode and turn into a soda fountain.
She did a Utah Tingle and I got soda in my pants. It was worth it.
My guy gave me a Utah Tingle and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.
I did a Utah Tingle and my soda came out like a firehose.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Utah Tingle
When you deep throat a soda while getting a blow job and you're basically a soda machine with a mouth.
He did a Utah Tingle and I thought I was gonna die from soda and love.
My girl gave me a Utah Tingle and I felt like a soda can about to burst.
I did a Utah Tingle and I almost swallowed the whole can.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Union Jake-Off
A bunch of guys (usually the ones who live together) watch bad porn and jerk off at the same time. No girls. No blankets. No dignity.
My roommate and I started a Jake-Off because the movie was worse than my ex.
We watched a porn that looked like it was filmed in a jail cell and all got hard.
I tried to sneak my mom into a Jake-Off, but she left and told my dad.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Union Jake-Off
When a group of men sit around watching a movie, get bored, switch to porn, and all decide to jerk off at the same time.
We watched 20 minutes of a movie and then switched to a porn about a goat and a pizza.
The Jake-Off started because the movie had more plot holes than my math test.
We watched a movie about a fish and then all decided to jerk off like it was the Super Bowl.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Umbach
A Umbach is a man who thinks lulu lemons are cool and wears them like they’re a fashion statement
My cousin is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons every day and still thinks he’s a trendsetter.
I saw a Umbach in the grocery store. He was wearing lulu lemons and looked like he just walked out of a clown convention.
My friend’s dad is a Umbach. He buys lulu lemons in bulk and wears them to work like they’re a badge of honor.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Umbach
A Umbach is a man who thinks lulu lemons are a brand and not just a bunch of stupid socks
My neighbor is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons and still thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
At the gym, I saw a Umbach. He was doing push-ups in lulu lemons and looked like he was trying to impress the socks.
My uncle is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons to everything and still thinks they’re a luxury.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Umbach
A Umbach is a man who will wear lulu lemons even if they’re inside out and upside down
My brother is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons even when they’re inside out and upside down. It’s a miracle he doesn’t fall over.
I saw a Umbach on the bus. His lulu lemons were inside out and he still looked like he owned the place.
My coworker is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons even when they’re inside out and upside down. He’s like a sock superhero.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you have no clue what the hell is going on and your brain is screaming for help
'A uh-huh-huh-huh-huh' when my mom asked if I wanted to try the new taco place
'A uh-huh-huh-huh-huh' during the middle of a math test
'A uh-huh-huh-huh-huh' when my friend asked if I knew what a 'vlog' was'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
when you stare at the menu like it's trying to kill you
'A uh-huh-huh-huh-huh' when I saw the combo meal and got scared
'A uh-huh-huh-huh-huh' when I couldn't pick between fries and nuggets
'A uh-huh-huh-huh-huh' when I had to ask the cashier what the 'mystery meat' was'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
your brain is on pause and your thoughts are stuck in traffic
'A uh-huh-huh-huh-huh' when I couldn't remember my password
'A uh-huh-huh-huh-huh' when I was trying to say something important but my brain went blank
'A uh-huh-huh-huh-huh' when I was trying to answer my teacher but I forgot what the question was'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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