A Union Jake-Off
When a group of men sit around watching a movie, get bored, switch to porn, and all decide to jerk off at the same time.
We watched 20 minutes of a movie and then switched to a porn about a goat and a pizza.
The Jake-Off started because the movie had more plot holes than my math test.
We watched a movie about a fish and then all decided to jerk off like it was the Super Bowl.